You know you're a pilot when.......

[jafra98]

when you get pulled over by the police for driving in the middle of a two lane road and your excuse is that you where maintaining the centerline............

 

[Jet]

You guys need hobbies.

Can you recommend anything? I'm thinking about getting into RC aircraft...

 

[Zidac]

Can you recommend anything? I'm thinking about getting into RC aircraft...

I've thought about those. It would especially be cool if you set up a live camera feed for a "cockpit" view when at the controls.

 

[Cal Goat]

Oh man, the OP stinks of involuntary celibacy.

 

[dasleben]

Can you recommend anything? I'm thinking about getting into RC aircraft...

I trade, but it's basically more of a full-time job than my flying job. Also more of a business than hobby.

 

[jafra98]

I've thought about those. It would especially be cool if you set up a live camera feed for a "cockpit" view when at the controls.

Thats called FPV and it is a growing part of the rc airplane hobby. By the way I have some rc flying models too.....

 

[Champcar]

When you read back important things your wife tells you.

 

[ASpilot2be]

I trade, but it's basically more of a full-time job than my flying job. Also more of a business than hobby.

You need a hobby.

 

[moxiepilot]

Can you recommend anything? I'm thinking about getting into RC aircraft...

hanggliding.

 

[dasleben]

You need a hobby.

Perhaps! Actually I've taken up the drums...when I have time.

 

[mikecweb]

You know you're a pilot when.......











hmmmmmmm....considering I just found out how old my soon to be Ex Captains husbands mistress is, Im going to refrain from saying anything.

...so Im a little dyslexic today!!!!!
Was supposed to read "ex captains mistress."

It's like I'm drunk and trying to figure out why someone is telling me something.
But I'm not drunk.

weird.
.
.

 

[flyinmomof3]

When you read back important things your wife tells you.

Wait a minute....this is very confusing to me. This means that you actually listen to what your wife says in the first place. I don't believe you...LOL

 

[jynxyjoe]

when you get pulled over by the police for driving in the middle of a two lane road and your excuse is that you where maintaining the centerline............

Don't listen to these haters, you are funny.

 

[jafra98]

Don't listen to these haters, you are funny.

Thanks, at least someone can recognize my talent.......

 

[A150K]

I once pushed on my steering wheel to try to speed up.

 

[subpilot]

I once pushed on my steering wheel to try to speed up.

Your doing it wrong...

 

[Shiek Yiboudi]

You know you're a pilot when....

You don't know the difference between "Your" and "You're," "Lose" and "Loose," or "Their," "They're" and "There."

Oh.. did I say that out loud?...

 

[subpilot]

Or we don't really care because this is a message board and not an MLA term paper.

 

[redwings191]

When you come up to a stop sign and say "clear right"

(I'm an FO)

 

[jynxyjoe]

You know you're a pilot when....

You don't know the difference between "Your" and "You're," "Lose" and "Loose," or "Their," "They're" and "There."

Oh.. did I say that out loud?...

Like I take any criticism from a cat wearing a frog hat. Common froggy, what are you!?