You know you're a CFI when...

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I've flown the DA42 a few times left seat for mx test flights...I felt like an enormous klutz over there. All the levers and switches and handles were in the wrong places!
 
...you have checklists for five completely different aircraft memorized.

...putting the G1000 is reversionary mode totally messes up your scan.

...despite not being an airline pilot, you are proficient at flying a sim.

...you find yourself saying, "Eh, I've seen worse landings," at least five times a day.

...you get a traffic alert from your own return at least twice a day.

...you notice the transponder wasn't set to ALT before takeoff, but let Tower put the fear of God in your student rather than flipping the switch.

For we Floridians--

...you've taught a dozen people how to fly to the Bahamas in the last month, but have only flown there once in the last year.

...you sometimes hope hurricanes hit your airport--solo cross-country time, baby!
 
I've flown the DA42 a few times left seat for mx test flights...I felt like an enormous klutz over there. All the levers and switches and handles were in the wrong places!

A few months back I flew ours for the first time from the left seat. Let me tell you: my steep turns did not impress the MEI candidate.
 
...the sound of the stall horn is a normal everyday occurence.
...You say here let me show you one, not because you really want to show them, but because you just miss having your hands on the controls.
...your prefilght consist of fuel and oil yet you can recite the preflight checklist verbatim at request.
...When the contoller says have a goodnight you say we'll see you later.
...you've observed your student do something and said (quietly to yourself) 'what the eff are you doing? That's not how we've been doin it for the last 2.3 hours!'
...you have specific cross country locations that you like to go to on specific days of the week because of the FBO staff that will be there.
 
...you look forward to cross countries not because of the flight time, but because it's so damn hot below 4000'.
 
A few months back I flew ours for the first time from the left seat. Let me tell you: my steep turns did not impress the MEI candidate.
Do people at your school have as much trouble with steep turns in that machine as we do here? It is known as the checkride pass/fail maneuver around here.
 
Do people at your school have as much trouble with steep turns in that machine as we do here? It is known as the checkride pass/fail maneuver around here.

We don't have too many people going for ratings in ours--mostly rentals checkouts--but, yeah, steep turns are always the eye opener*, especially for people who haven't flown Diamonds before. The plane doesn't "park" itself in a steep turn the way a Cessna or Piper will, resulting in a completely different control feel. That, and the plane just loves to climb.

On the other end of the scale, I've had to intervene in our Seneca before with pilots unfamiliar with the slow, snowballing lurch that is its version of Vmc.

*my steep turns are now good from both seats in the DA-42, thank you very much.
 
Yeah, it seems especially when you make that jump in bank angle from private PTS up to commercial, it really gets difficult. That daggum extra glareshield attached to the canopy makes the sight picture really odd out the nose. I actually removed one, but someone in a position of power didn't like it and had it reinstalled.
 
There was a screw that was in the prefect spot for me on the glare shield and during the test I only gained around 10 feet in both turns. I wonder if it will work for other people?
 
There was a screw that was in the prefect spot for me on the glare shield and during the test I only gained around 10 feet in both turns. I wonder if it will work for other people?
:yeahthat: That's what I tell my students. I tell them to pick a screw on the nose, or spot on the glare shield, that if you hold it on the horizon, you should not gain or lose any altitude. Works every time...
 
...you love the look of a discovery flights face when they find out the airplane they rode is was made in 1965.
 
...you love the look of a discovery flights face when they find out the airplane they rode is was made in 1965.

...you laugh at the new-hire instructor going on a discovery flight in gusty, sheary conditions. You laugh at him again when he returns and asks you where the cleaning kit is.
 
...you've done steep turns so many times you sometime show off to students by entering/maintain the steep turn with nothing but rudder and trim
 
...you've done steep turns so many times you sometime show off to students by entering/maintain the steep turn with nothing but rudder and trim
I got so good at that in the Katana, especially when the student was being difficult about trimming the airplane, then saying "it's too hard to get it stay".

"My airplane"

Bust one to the right, then to the left and hold altitude the whole way, naturally you have to pull the "look ma, no hands" midway through the left turn, just to rub it in; and they don't ever say that again.
 
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