You know you're a CFI when...

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But pilots make six figures working 8 days a month?:panic:

Well... there was a month I worked eight days and made six figures.

That is, if you include the cents behind the decimal point and add another zero to the front for good measure.
 
You know you are a CFI when....your right arm is tanner than your left arm.

I just noticed this the other day
 
...when you never feel lost.... you are exactly where you think you are....until you find out you weren't where you thought you were but now know where you are.

Happened tonight, I thought we were on course, fat, dumb and happy until he hit the Interstate, then I really knew where we were.
Our Triangle X-C turned out looking like a chair pattern.
 
You know you are a CFI when....your right arm is tanner than your left arm.

I just noticed this the other day

LOL! So true. I have the worst wrist watch tan on my right arm!:laff: Even when i'm not wearing it, it's still on my wrist.:bandit:
 
...when newer CFI's at your school tell you they don't know how you made it this long.
 
...when you get the rare opportunity to fly from the left seat, you hold the yoke with your right hand and control the throttle with the left:crazy:
 
...you go ballistic when someone confuses camber for dihedral
...you're ecstatic when someone remembers the definitions of camber and dihedral :banghead::banghead::banghead:

...you know that it IS possible for a commercial student to get lost on the way to the practice area.

...wheelbarrowing landings merely inspire resignation and quick verbal correction, not panic.
 
...wheelbarrowing landings merely inspire resignation and quick verbal correction, not panic.

...when a student puts you into a spin from a power-on stall, you're more surprised than scared just because it's something that is so different from the routine you've memorized
 
...you give a half-hour soliloquy when a new renter is foolish enough to ask, in your opinion, which of the planes on the line they should take on their coming cross-country.
 
...the lesson is really hammered home after the student causes himself to dirty is undergarments, and you let him.

Greg
 
...you have to call another CFI because you accidentally scheduled yourself to easily break 8 hours in a day.
 
...your drinking depends on the weather


...you're dd on weekends because you have to fly at 7am saturday and sunday :(
 
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