Yet, the airlines are apparently the "Bad Hombres"

[derg]

There's "eff you" money
And there's "eff everybody" money
Too bad this occupation doesn't provide the latter.

No kids.

Don't buy a boat.

 

[azmedic]

I'm waiting for the "Black guy botches landing in Detroit and gave me PTSD and want MEEEEEELLIONS"

While this is a hilarious statement,we all know it's sadly not out of the realm of possibilities these days :/



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[BigZ]

I used to ask every Russian / Ukrainian I dated

You dated multiple Russians / Ukrainians and still have enough kidneys to pass a medical?

 

[jskibo]

You dated multiple Russians / Ukrainians and still have enough kidneys to pass a medical?

You buy me jewelry maybe. Um no not today

We go shopping today maybe,. No not today.

Why you no buy me anything? Broke, ask your other boyfriend.

Ok. Ugh!

 

[AAPalmTree]

No kids.

Don't buy a boat.

Haha. We must have different perceptions of this.

Eff everybody money allows you have as many kids as you want with multiple different supermodels while on your yacht.

 

[NovemberEcho]

Eff everybody money allows you have as many kids as you want with multiple different supermodels while on your yacht.

Well, only if you still have income.

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2009/03/12/sports/football/12henry.html

 

[Cessnaflyer]

Doug Taylor
Delta Air Lines CEO 2027..........just watch. He started off as a line pilot and made it up to commanding more than just his airplane. During Doug's first 100 days of rule, his first task was to implement the distribution of cake to all the passengers on all flights.

I would distribute cake in the fashion of Aoki.

 

[mrivc211]

I would distribute cake in the fashion of Aoki.

I think all the white hair from back side flying would turn black after one night partying like that

 

[mrivc211]

No thanks!

VIral Videos in 2028 of pax getting in fist fights when getting short changed on in flight cake. Derg doesn't apologize immediately on behalf of Southern Jets. Calls for his resignation follow soon after. He elects to take his golden parachute pay package of $59,000,000 and retire in Tulare where he starts his own commuter airline. All jetcareers members offer to fly for free, but unionize shortly thereafter. Demands for minimum daily guarantee and crew meals bring illegal job actions to the beleaguered airline. Ford and Harrison is retained.

 

[JetDoc]

#buspeopleflynow

 

[Richman]

If I ever win the Megaball, I'm going to need to grow several more middle fingers...

 

[Autothrust Blue]

Compared to two days ago after we landed in LAX, and one pax commented when getting off (in the most natural/normal/serious tone): "thanks for not killin us."

I mean...that is one definition of "success" around here.

 

[Ian_J]

Oh people are really reaching for that payout now.

I'm waiting for the "Black guy botches landing in Detroit and gave me PTSD and want MEEEEEELLIONS"

Wait, the black guy would want melons? THAT'S RACIST!

 

[derg]

Well, technically, there's an "I" but I feel you dawg!