Why wear the monkey suit?

SpiceWeasel said:
Because it looks sharp.
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Looks pretty blunt to me. Again, relying on the subjective interpretation of my fellow human beings as to what is aesthetically pleasing (let alone what I should put on my body) is not what I'd call a rational decision. We get that you and Derg and ATN think the Admiral Outfit looks awesome, and hey, good on ya, I liked costumes at one point, too. But from a purely rational perspective, the sailor outfit makes about as much sense as a tie. You know why you wear a tie? Because people used to use them to wipe their disgusting mouths full of rotting teeth. This was around the time Queen Elizabeth was walking around with a perfumed rag in her mouth because otherwise people would pass out when she breathed near them. It's the 21st century! We had zippers in the 19th!

Plus, do you people have nothing better to do with your lives than IRONING?
 
Boris Badenov said:
Looks pretty blunt to me. Again, relying on the subjective interpretation of my fellow human beings as to what is aesthetically pleasing (let alone what I should put on my body) is not what I'd call a rational decision. We get that you and Derg and ATN think the Admiral Outfit looks awesome, and hey, good on ya, I liked costumes at one point, too. But from a purely rational perspective, the sailor outfit makes about as much sense as a tie. You know why you wear a tie? Because people used to use them to wipe their disgusting mouths full of rotting teeth. This was around the time Queen Elizabeth was walking around with a perfumed rag in her mouth because otherwise people would pass out when she breathed near them. It's the 21st century! We had zippers in the 19th!

Plus, do you people have nothing better to do with your lives than IRONING?
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I love ironing.
 
One of these is Murican. The other one isn't. Your call, commies.

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Derg said:
Denny's: "Lets eat then hit Home Depot" Twin Peaks: "Hot damn, another Knotty Brunette and I know it's our fifth order of nachos but… more nachos please" (
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There is a twins peak in the PH extension in Vegas, but you already knew that.
 
Dude, don't be kidding. As much as I hate the ship captain, I hate the bible salesman even more. I would be positively delighted to wear boards. People would stop throwing their car keys at me or complaining about the service at McDonalds. It's all relative!
 
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