Who loses Snowmageddon 2026?

Who loses Snowmageddon 2026?

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Richman said:
Could be worse. Could be Australia where everything on that forsaken island is poisonous, including the duck billed platypus.
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Kahless the Unforgettable says "Qapla! Everything SHOULD be venomous, YOU HAVE NO HONOR! A noble death for all!" :)
 
derg said:
Kahless the Unforgettable says "Qapla! Everything SHOULD be venomous, YOU HAVE NO HONOR! A noble death for all!" :)
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Richman said:
Could be worse. Could be Australia where everything on that forsaken island is poisonous, including the duck billed platypus.
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But Aussie women are HAWT! Remember the big ad wars some years ago between Viagra and Cialis? Cialis featured pleasant looking middle aged couples doing ballroom dancing courses, or most pathetic sitting in adjoining outdoor bathtubs holding hands with the assumption it led to something. Viagra commercials featured pretty women in sexy blue slips and nightgowns and they ALL had sexy Aussie accents. I mean, you're going to risk sudden blindness, heart attack, or the four-hour painful erection to dance or hold hands...or take a one way trip to Bonerville with a hot Aussie? Viagra won that war. Look at the Aussie talent - Margot Robbie, Nicole Kidman...Aussie chicks are hot. They are well worth the venomous animal risk. Florida can't compete with that.
 
WacoFan said:
But Aussie women are HAWT! Remember the big ad wars some years ago between Viagra and Cialis? Cialis featured pleasant looking middle aged couples doing ballroom dancing courses, or most pathetic sitting in adjoining outdoor bathtubs holding hands with the assumption it led to something. Viagra commercials featured pretty women in sexy blue slips and nightgowns and they ALL had sexy Aussie accents. I mean, you're going to risk sudden blindness, heart attack, or the four-hour painful erection to dance or hold hands...or take a one way trip to Bonerville with a hot Aussie? Viagra won that war. Look at the Aussie talent - Margot Robbie, Nicole Kidman...Aussie chicks are hot. They are well worth the venomous animal risk. Florida can't compete with that.
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Just gonna paraphrase that first bit you replied to.

"Where everything on that forsaken island [can kill you]."

Even the women.

Florida still sucks, though.
 
WacoFan said:
But Aussie women are HAWT! Remember the big ad wars some years ago between Viagra and Cialis? Cialis featured pleasant looking middle aged couples doing ballroom dancing courses, or most pathetic sitting in adjoining outdoor bathtubs holding hands with the assumption it led to something. Viagra commercials featured pretty women in sexy blue slips and nightgowns and they ALL had sexy Aussie accents. I mean, you're going to risk sudden blindness, heart attack, or the four-hour painful erection to dance or hold hands...or take a one way trip to Bonerville with a hot Aussie? Viagra won that war. Look at the Aussie talent - Margot Robbie, Nicole Kidman...Aussie chicks are hot. They are well worth the venomous animal risk. Florida can't compete with that.
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Yeeeeeeeeeeah, but how about a Kiwi in a MCRN uniform?

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Soul Brotha' said:
Add to that, the wild boars who have been displaced by more new communities and now destroy your grass looking for food. The crane birds that will block traffic and give two f’s that they are causing a problem.
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We had Sandhill Cranes. About 4 feet tall and could eviscerate an adult human like a gopher. I watched them absolutely destroy the greens at our neighborhood golf course. They'd actually walk right up to you like they were stalking you and give you the stink eye.

Apparently Federally protected and they knew it, and they gave zero effs as to the mayhem and/or destruction they caused.
 
Richman said:
We had Sandhill Cranes. About 4 feet tall and could eviscerate an adult human like a gopher. I watched them absolutely destroy the greens at our neighborhood golf course. They'd actually walk right up to you like they were stalking you and give you the stink eye.

Apparently Federally protected and they knew it, and they gave zero effs as to the mayhem and/or destruction they caused.
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I mean in sandhill cranes vs golf courses I’m rooting for the birds 11 times out of 10.
 
Richman said:
Could be worse. Could be Australia where everything on that forsaken island is poisonous, including the duck billed platypus.
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(Tin foil hat on) The platypus makes zero sense, it's an egg laying mammal that looks and swims like an otter with a duck bill and poison spikes behind its rear legs (obviously for defense as it retreats). It might be proof we're all living in a simulation, there was a bug in the program and now we have a platypus. How else does all of that come together in a single package and why? They left it in the game so we'd ponder why it's there to begin with. (Tin foil hat off)
 
I like to play golf and I don't care if you hate me for it. Canadian Geese are a problem anywhere on the west coast with a golf course and a water feature. They're angry, belligerent and aggressive and you can't do anything about it. They invade portions of courses and they know you can't touch them. I used to frequent an outdoor shooting range in the Angeles National Forest (that's a hint for anyone looking for an outdoor shooting range in SoCal). Folks were there literally setting up their rifles to go deer hunting and suddenly the deer show up and all shooting stops. Just a herd of deer casually walking in front of a group of folks tuning up to turn them into steaks, sausage or jerky. They'd just sort of occasionally look over at the benches, no fear, they were just foraging (not sure what they were eating). And if anyone took a shot not only would they be immediately reported to the forest rangers but when law enforcement showed up that person would be in a bad way physically, like a group of men might've kicked his ass but nobody knew anything about it. If the deer lingered for too long (we're paying by the hour here) the staff would eventually deploy the ATVs and they'd try to chase them off. But oftentimes the deer didn't want to leave because they knew they were in the safest possible place they could be.
 
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