Who loses Snowmageddon 2026?

[JordanD]

Could be worse. Could be Australia where everything on that forsaken island is poisonous, including the duck billed platypus.

I’ve always called Florida “Australia Lite”

 

[derg]

Could be worse. Could be Australia where everything on that forsaken island is poisonous, including the duck billed platypus.

Kahless the Unforgettable says "Qapla! Everything SHOULD be venomous, YOU HAVE NO HONOR! A noble death for all!"

 

[Autothrust Blue]

Kahless the Unforgettable says "Qapla! Everything SHOULD be venomous, YOU HAVE NO HONOR! A noble death for all!"

 

[WacoFan]

Could be worse. Could be Australia where everything on that forsaken island is poisonous, including the duck billed platypus.

But Aussie women are HAWT! Remember the big ad wars some years ago between Viagra and Cialis? Cialis featured pleasant looking middle aged couples doing ballroom dancing courses, or most pathetic sitting in adjoining outdoor bathtubs holding hands with the assumption it led to something. Viagra commercials featured pretty women in sexy blue slips and nightgowns and they ALL had sexy Aussie accents. I mean, you're going to risk sudden blindness, heart attack, or the four-hour painful erection to dance or hold hands...or take a one way trip to Bonerville with a hot Aussie? Viagra won that war. Look at the Aussie talent - Margot Robbie, Nicole Kidman...Aussie chicks are hot. They are well worth the venomous animal risk. Florida can't compete with that.

 

[Burrito]

But Aussie women are HAWT! Remember the big ad wars some years ago between Viagra and Cialis? Cialis featured pleasant looking middle aged couples doing ballroom dancing courses, or most pathetic sitting in adjoining outdoor bathtubs holding hands with the assumption it led to something. Viagra commercials featured pretty women in sexy blue slips and nightgowns and they ALL had sexy Aussie accents. I mean, you're going to risk sudden blindness, heart attack, or the four-hour painful erection to dance or hold hands...or take a one way trip to Bonerville with a hot Aussie? Viagra won that war. Look at the Aussie talent - Margot Robbie, Nicole Kidman...Aussie chicks are hot. They are well worth the venomous animal risk. Florida can't compete with that.

Just gonna paraphrase that first bit you replied to.

"Where everything on that forsaken island [can kill you]."

Even the women.

Florida still sucks, though.

 

[ppragman]

Russians in Kamchatka right now:

 

[derg]

But Aussie women are HAWT! Remember the big ad wars some years ago between Viagra and Cialis? Cialis featured pleasant looking middle aged couples doing ballroom dancing courses, or most pathetic sitting in adjoining outdoor bathtubs holding hands with the assumption it led to something. Viagra commercials featured pretty women in sexy blue slips and nightgowns and they ALL had sexy Aussie accents. I mean, you're going to risk sudden blindness, heart attack, or the four-hour painful erection to dance or hold hands...or take a one way trip to Bonerville with a hot Aussie? Viagra won that war. Look at the Aussie talent - Margot Robbie, Nicole Kidman...Aussie chicks are hot. They are well worth the venomous animal risk. Florida can't compete with that.

Yeeeeeeeeeeah, but how about a Kiwi in a MCRN uniform?

 

[DropTank]

Kahless the Unforgettable says "Qapla! Everything SHOULD be venomous, YOU HAVE NO HONOR! A noble death for all!"

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[Richman]

Add to that, the wild boars who have been displaced by more new communities and now destroy your grass looking for food. The crane birds that will block traffic and give two f’s that they are causing a problem.

We had Sandhill Cranes. About 4 feet tall and could eviscerate an adult human like a gopher. I watched them absolutely destroy the greens at our neighborhood golf course. They'd actually walk right up to you like they were stalking you and give you the stink eye.

Apparently Federally protected and they knew it, and they gave zero effs as to the mayhem and/or destruction they caused.

 

[Roger Roger]

We had Sandhill Cranes. About 4 feet tall and could eviscerate an adult human like a gopher. I watched them absolutely destroy the greens at our neighborhood golf course. They'd actually walk right up to you like they were stalking you and give you the stink eye.

Apparently Federally protected and they knew it, and they gave zero effs as to the mayhem and/or destruction they caused.

I mean in sandhill cranes vs golf courses I’m rooting for the birds 11 times out of 10.