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Any good C7 Vietnam stories??
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I second this motion. Don't care too much about the KC-135 or Loadmasters, but I could use some hair-raising Caribou stories from the jungle.
Maybe on a new thread, as we have hijacked this guy's thread for a couple pages now.
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Not really hair raising but true.
We flew around with the windows open. Hey! It was hot! Nice breeze at cruise, looking at the beautiful blue sky and puffy white clouds, with the sound of a pair of Pratt & Whitney 2000s purring in the background. Life was good! But I digress…
On landing you put those puppies in reverse and honked them back to help slow down. The shorter the strip the more you honked! One slight problem...given enough honking the stuff that was kicked up by a pair of R2000s in full reverse would eventually come all the way up to those open windows.
Now I must digress again and remind the reader that most short, dirt strips in Vietnam were next to special forces camps. Many of the Vietnamese soldiers lived their with their families, their pigs, chickens and an occasional cow. So the "runway" was in fact a pseudo "barnyard" will all the associated "droppings" shall we say, not to mention a lot of water as it rained nearly every day over there.
As an IP I took the "new guys" into these short, dirt, wet, "barnyards". Naturally they flew the approach and landing, and naturally they "honked" back on those Pratts. And naturally, in time that swirling cloud of water, dirt and all the "droppings" got to those open cockpit windows. But being the "wise and wily" IP I was, I calmly reached over and slid my window shut a second or so before the "stuff" that was a part of the barnyard cover got there.
The "new guy" not being so wise and wily ended up with the left side of his body liberally covered by that which had previously been on the ground, on which he had just landed.
Gives new meaning to the term,
"The [censored] hit the fan!"
Note: in case a word is censored that word is "fecal matter".
Ah yes, Grasshopper, it’s all the “glamour” that draws us to a career in aviation!