What is everyone doing while they wait?

I am a trauma registered nurse at a large county hospital in Dallas, TX. I currently am working 60 hours a week, saving money and lives. We work car/motorcycle accidents, shootings, burns, stabbings, ranging from dead at the door to a small gaping wound on ones leg. Some things I've learned since doing this job.....
1.) Small Bowell really looks like sausage, just add mustard
2.) Motorcycle helmets don't always contain brain matter in an accident
3.) Beer + Driving= Not smart
4.) Gangs are not just things you see on COPS, and they use REAL guns
5.) Nail guns aren't a way to prank your buddy at work
6.) Steel girders at the new Cowboy's stadium will crush your leg if it falls on you
7.) Bentley Continental GT+Firetruck @ 50mph= really expensive insurance claim
8.) Homeless drunks, actually have interesting life stories.

I love these boards, you guys are hilarious.


Yeah I worked in the er in Alabama for 9 yrs teching and registering pts...gotta love trauma..It makes you realize how many stupid people are in the world! LOL
 
Working, except for when my patients cancel like they just did. So now I'm surfing JC for an hour until my next scheduled patient...I could have slept an extra hour :(. Awesome.

Also, I am drinking coffee.

And eating a tasty lunch that the CEO of a Fortune 500 company passed up yesterday. My dad is a pilot in their corporate aviation department, and I guess no one wanted the lunch...mine now.

Airplane food sucks, unless it's yummy business jet food. Mmmm... blackberries!
 
I just stayed in bed all the time and cried till I got my OKC date

I work at wineries.. what do you think I do...

it's ####ing purgatory in this town I live in.. no girls, no friends.. nothing to do but hike around looking for chantrelles and drink wine in the evenings.

on top of that I'm on a dialup connection so the porn isn't even that great.

:(


oh! I got a friend with an airplane who's going to fly me around to different airports to tour the towers and whatnot...
 
Since I have to leave for OKC on Friday I'm taking a one day snowboarding trip today. It's very cold here in NY, but it's worth it.
 
Working with a physical and technical security countermeasures program for the State Department.


...LOL wow I just made that sound a lot cooler than it is :yup:
 
I work at wineries.. what do you think I do...

it's ####ing purgatory in this town I live in.. no girls, no friends.. nothing to do but hike around looking for chantrelles and drink wine in the evenings.

on top of that I'm on a dialup connection so the porn isn't even that great.

:(


oh! I got a friend with an airplane who's going to fly me around to different airports to tour the towers and whatnot...

You are in Oregon?? Are you trying to stay or get out?
 
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