I am a trauma registered nurse at a large county hospital in Dallas, TX. I currently am working 60 hours a week, saving money and lives. We work car/motorcycle accidents, shootings, burns, stabbings, ranging from dead at the door to a small gaping wound on ones leg. Some things I've learned since doing this job.....
1.) Small Bowell really looks like sausage, just add mustard
2.) Motorcycle helmets don't always contain brain matter in an accident
3.) Beer + Driving= Not smart
4.) Gangs are not just things you see on COPS, and they use REAL guns
5.) Nail guns aren't a way to prank your buddy at work
6.) Steel girders at the new Cowboy's stadium will crush your leg if it falls on you
7.) Bentley Continental GT+Firetruck @ 50mph= really expensive insurance claim
8.) Homeless drunks, actually have interesting life stories.
I love these boards, you guys are hilarious.