What do you do in the hotel...

RightSeatGirl said:
I go up to the roof with a 3 wood and a bag of golf balls I stole from the last golf course I happened to be in the vicinity of and hit golf balls into the parking lot. Then when the balls run out I flash my laser pointer at Mesa jets ( I pinpoint the bastards on flight aware). And when the inevitable Police helicopter starts heading my way I jump off the roof, deploy my Lara Croft para-glide suit and sail elegantly down to the patio of a nearby bar where I have a fresh Heineken waiting..(Called in my order from the roof)...Then proceed to watch Velo wrangle his harem of drunken flight attendants into doing his evil bidding....It's rather entertaining to watch...no really. :bandit:


But....that's only on those LGA overnights in the summertime...rest of the year I run an illegal gambling operation on the internet from my laptop.
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Do you do this all before -or- after church? :D
 
RightSeatGirl said:
I go up to the roof with a 3 wood and a bag of golf balls I stole from the last golf course I happened to be in the vicinity of and hit golf balls into the parking lot. Then when the balls run out I flash my laser pointer at Mesa jets ( I pinpoint the bastards on flight aware). And when the inevitable Police helicopter starts heading my way I jump off the roof, deploy my Lara Croft para-glide suit and sail elegantly down to the patio of a nearby bar where I have a fresh Heineken waiting..(Called in my order from the roof)...Then proceed to watch Velo wrangle his harem of drunken flight attendants into doing his evil bidding....It's rather entertaining to watch...no really. :bandit:


But....that's only on those LGA overnights in the summertime...rest of the year I run an illegal gambling operation on the internet from my laptop.
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You did all that and you end up with a Heineken?
 
RightSeatGirl said:
I go up to the roof with a 3 wood and a bag of golf balls I stole from the last golf course I happened to be in the vicinity of and hit golf balls into the parking lot. Then when the balls run out I flash my laser pointer at Mesa jets ( I pinpoint the bastards on flight aware). And when the inevitable Police helicopter starts heading my way I jump off the roof, deploy my Lara Croft para-glide suit and sail elegantly down to the patio of a nearby bar where I have a fresh Heineken waiting..(Called in my order from the roof)...Then proceed to watch Velo wrangle his harem of drunken flight attendants into doing his evil bidding....It's rather entertaining to watch...no really. :bandit:


But....that's only on those LGA overnights in the summertime...rest of the year I run an illegal gambling operation on the internet from my laptop.
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That's awesome! I wanna hang out with you! :D
 
SkyCougar said:
That's awesome! I wanna hang out with you! :D
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Well, membership into my fan club is open on the second Tuesday of April between the hours of 13:00 and 14:00. If you are selected as one of the lucky applicants you will receive an autographed picture of my left foot next to an ash tray ( No I don't smoke, ashtray is for posterity.)

Sorry, best I can do..But I'll put in a good word to the membership committee for ya. Picky bastards can be a little discriminating at times.
 
Hey...If I collect more feeble minded easily swayed into deviant acts of a sexual nature flight attendants into joining your club for the sexually deranged....will you pay a commission? We have several at my co. that I could sell the V-LO plan to with one beer and a $2 bill.....
 
If you are not always on the look out for new financial opportunities based on surly (yes, I love that word) dealings....you're just not an airline pilot.
 
Then who will wake up the captain when he falls asleep? No no no, I know what you are thinking..the f/a is too busy with the brass pole.
 
I've seen most of the FAs where RSG works. I've also seen a few of Velo's cabin crews. I hate to say it, but I don't think RSG would be able to find err... "talent" to recruit
 
BobDDuck said:
I've seen most of the FAs where RSG works. I've also seen a few of Velo's cabin crews. I hate to say it, but I don't think RSG would be able to find err... "talent" to recruit
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Oh, so I guess that means that all the pilots at your airline are studs? :rolleyes:
 
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