What do you airline guys do in cruise?

[etflies]

-Scan the instruments, wonder what they do
-Read
-Look outside
-Talk with the Captain
-Fart then point the eyeball vent at it and see if it'll dissipate before being detected
-Look at bids for the following month if they're available
-See what the latest printer message is
^(this happens approximately once every 12-15 seconds at my shop, the amount of paper we use to print useless stuff on every leg must account for one third of the deforestation rate)
-Check the planned arrival in the FMS and verify that the altitudes/speeds match the chart
-Put new arrival in FMS when ATC inevitably changes it
-Snack on something
-Put new paper roll in printer because it ran empty...again
-Try to remember what the hotel offers/what is near by to do/eat for the overnight

That sort of thing.

 

[jamster]

Battleship.

You each take turns pulling a circuit breaker..the first one to get a ding (eicas message) loses.

Really tests your system knowledge.

 

[Roger Roger]

Battleship.

You each take turns pulling a circuit breaker..the first one to get a ding (eicas message) loses.

Really tests your system knowledge.

One ding. One ding only.

 

[PhilosopherPilot]

Battleship.

You each take turns pulling a circuit breaker..the first one to get a ding (eicas message) loses.

Really tests your system knowledge.

Haha. Triple dings mean you both lose?

 

[RobertB]

I now know why some of you don't respond on the first call! Lol, but based on the number of you on here, I'm surprised JetCareers Forums wasn't number one.

 

[Cptnchia]

What's the cut off for kid status? What if I'm I kid who got the reference?

If you don't know what this is, or never operated one, you're a kid!

 

[Cherokee_Cruiser]

Our entire airline fleet is equipped with GoGo internet, not that we pilots would ever log in...

 

[FLflyer]

Even if you instagram a pumpkin spice latte?

It's almost that time of the year again! Fall is right around the corner, must be time for Pumpkin flavored everything! Pumpkin party.

 

[ComplexHiAv8r]

It's almost that time of the year again! Fall is right around the corner, must be time for Pumpkin flavored everything! Pumpkin party.

Saw pumpkin beer/ale at the store over the weekend....

 

[Malko]

Some have been known to do two things at once; check out the new scheduling software and catch a wink...

 

[scooter2525]

Some have been known to do two things at once; check out the new scheduling software and catch a wink...

I'm reporting this necro post to a mod.

 

[Malko]

I'm reporting this necro post to a mod.

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