SALT LAKE!
Aeeeeeeeeigh!
"turn right! Slow to 210. turn left, best forward speed, we're going to turn you north for spacing, cleared direct (whatever) rejoin the arrival, descend via (whatever) join ILS 16L. Slow to 170, do you have the airport in sight? Clear visual 17"
(decelerating through 130 knots on the ground)
"Airliner 123, turn right, tango, sierra, sierra six, foxtrot 9, hold short 16R at hotel 9"
"over"
"OVER!"
(decelerating through 110 knots)
"OVER! I DID NOT GET YOUR HOLD SHORT OR YOUR READBACK!"
"Airliner 123 RADIO CHECK!"
(90 knots)