UPS MD-11 crash at SDF

I flew the B727, B76/75, A300 and finally the MD before retirement. Of all those the MD, by far….was my favorite. Why? Many reasons but to be honest I got very complacent and bored with the other jets. While initially they all were great, they all began to bore me and my inner ADHD was looking for something, ahhh…a little more challenging and the MD seemed to fit the bill. It didn’t look like anything else flying around today and I mean that in a good way. They only built 200 of them so the fraternity of members who had flown it was quite small and that intrigued me too.

My first few days in the sim I knew it was gonna be a challenge and I actually thought I had bitten off more than I could chew. It was becoming a blow to my ego and I was beginning to have serious doubts which I hadn’t had in a really long time. Even though my sim instructor kept saying we were doing just fine and it was a very relaxed training environment, I felt waaay out of my comfort zone. My first IOE trip was a 3am SDF-CGN departure. We get to Cologne and the wind is howling. My IOE instructor, bless his heart…says, “Hey Bill, how about I do this landing and you can take the Dubai leg?” No argument from me…knock yourself out! He wrestled that beast of an machine all the way down final and into the flare and landing. The power changes were so wild all the way down final I actually thought we were going around a few times only to have him quickly reduce power and continue the approach. The arrival was firm but safe. To this day I remember my first thought after landing was “What the h*ll have I gotten myself into…I seriously don’t know if I can do this?”

I really didn’t feel as comfortable in the MD the first 6 months as the other jets. My confidence was on somewhat shaky ground, my ego had been deflated and my attitude went from “I can handle anything thrown at me” to “Don’t “f’ing Nickleback” this landing or it’s gonna turtle on me and were all gonna die!” I guess all the horror stories had gotten to me. Fortunately, I was flying with really senior f/o’s with a lot of MD experience and who were very patient and taught me a lot. This was the first jet I had flown where I had less experience than most of the f/o’s I was flying with and that seemed very weird too.

Right around the 7-8 month point I finally woke up and told myself to snap out of it, it’s just an airplane…fly it like the other planes but just don’t get complacent. That’s when things took a major turn for the better. I quit being a passive spectator and became an active participant. My confidence grew exponentially, the blinders came off and I became much more confident. I learned its quirks and became comfortable just like in the other jets. Never allowed myself to become complacent but comfortable.

Now, to your question about what we liked about the MD…

-Domestic weights (which is most of what I flew) it was woefully overpowered and “Air show 1” departures were a real hoot!
-The system controllers did a great job of taking care of important stuff especially with non normals and emergencies. We’ll thought out!
-Quietest airplane I ever flew with a roomy cockpit. No real need for headsets in the cockpit to have a normal volume conversation and a smooth ride in turbulence (especially coming from the fat wing Airbus).
-Very smooth automation…way ahead if it’s time. B747 folks told me numerous times it was still better than the theirs.
-Normally, V1 cuts and two engine approaches were non events to hand fly and when autopilot coupled they were sleepers. It would autoland on 2 engines.
-Powerful braking. I knew if I could get it on the ground I could have it stopped pretty quick for as big as it was.
-Very heavy roll authority (think DC8) which I hated at first coming off the Boeings and Airbus became something I loved due to its hand flying stability.
-Unique look and beautiful lines and silhouette that always garnered positive comments from other crews more than other jets I flew.
-Never got tired of just looking at it and one of the relative few that got to fly it.
-it’s like they took all the good qualities I liked in the other jets and put them all in the MD.
- Biggest thing I enjoyed was that it required my “A game” all the time which I appreciated because it gave me a great sense of achievement every time I set the parking brake. I NEVER got complacent in the MD as I knew it could rise up and smite thee at a moments notice. If you flew it professionally it made you look good. Have a bad day or get lazy and it would slap you.
All of these things! I was going to shoot for it on the next vacancy. I could finally hold some Hawaii flying or decent lines with a good amount of PHX on them. The lines are a perfect medium between not being gone too long and not having multiple trips in a week. Not to mention the 75/76 is getting to be monotonous.
 
Is leasing an option for UPS or FedEx?
As others have said, nope! We’ll probably see ATI, ABX or whoever on the ramp past the end of the date they have to stop contracting for peak. They also still have room to sodomiz… I mean optimize. If they figure out how to move volume without the MD until the 2026 76 deliveries start showing up and can save money on contractors that’ll be all the better for the company.
 
I honestly wonder if having the engines so far forward of the wing causes additional wear and tear.

Indeed pilots are cheap. Sort of. My grandpa had a beer fridge in the shop. Stocked with Old Milwaukee, Hams, Busch, or whatever other cheap beer was on sale. So, he would spend money on multiple antique airplanes, tractors and other implements of destruction to maintain the runway in his backyard, and tools for his hanger and shop. Plus his children and Grandkids were not exactly like orphans in Oliver Twist ...but by God we'd get whatever beer was on sale.
No man has a fine taste in all walks of life I'm afraid.
 
when they dig up the chieftains I volunteer as tribute
I flew them at AMF....great airplane, horribly maintained by AMF and also operated with space shuttle like procedures. Apparently I was good enough to crack it back then...not sure my current Airbus driving self would meet the mark.
 
I flew them at AMF....great airplane, horribly maintained by AMF and also operated with space shuttle like procedures. Apparently I was good enough to crack it back then...not sure my current Airbus driving self would meet the mark.

I flew them for like, I dunno, 12 hours back at one of the charter jobs. Because while I was a Falcon C/A, under 135 I could also be a "Chieftain C/A" (wink wink, nudge nudge) and they could do half of the checkrides in the Chieftain.

I thought it was pretty cool. Better than a Baron. Probably more fun than a 99, which I admit is faint praise.
 
I flew them at AMF....great airplane, horribly maintained by AMF and also operated with space shuttle like procedures. Apparently I was good enough to crack it back then...not sure my current Airbus driving self would meet the mark.
Not the best (PC12) or my favorite (LR45) airplane, but the most pure piloty fun by a long shot. Pretty sure I could hack it under normal conditions if I hopped back into one, but I would 100% die if one of the fire breathing TIO540s took the day off at gear up.

I was responsible in one way or another for the maintenance on ours for the whole time I flew it so I can only complain so much about the reliability or lack thereof, but to be fair by the time I was working on it a lot of the support for the airplane in parts and expertise was fading. I would imagine by now it’s like trying to maintain an antique.
 
I flew them for like, I dunno, 12 hours back at one of the charter jobs. Because while I was a Falcon C/A, under 135 I could also be a "Chieftain C/A" (wink wink, nudge nudge) and they could do half of the checkrides in the Chieftain.

I thought it was pretty cool. Better than a Baron. Probably more fun than a 99, which I admit is faint praise.
I feel like if I went back to hauling freight in a chieftain I would have to take up smoking and possibly wear a pirate hat
 
I flew them for like, I dunno, 12 hours back at one of the charter jobs. Because while I was a Falcon C/A, under 135 I could also be a "Chieftain C/A" (wink wink, nudge nudge) and they could do half of the checkrides in the Chieftain.

I thought it was pretty cool. Better than a Baron. Probably more fun than a 99, which I admit is faint praise.
I found the 99 to be the least favorite of the 3 airplanes I flew in my 135 days. The other 2 being the Chieftain and the King Air C90.
 
I was responsible in one way or another for the maintenance on ours for the whole time I flew it so I can only complain so much about the reliability or lack thereof, but to be fair by the time I was working on it a lot of the support for the airplane in parts and expertise was fading. I would imagine by now it’s like trying to maintain an antique.

It was bad then, much worse now. Any of those complicated piston twins, and you'd have better luck maintaining Migs without metric tools.

Parts are starting to dry up for even the more common birds, and priced accordingly. But I think the day of the certified piston aircraft is coming to an end. In 10 years, and there will be LSA/MOSAIC birds, and turbines, with nothing in-between. If you have anything like a GO-480, or a Beech electric prop, forget it. Shops won't touch them even if you have a stash of unobtainium parts.

You see sporadic PMA activity, but only for consumables, wear items and very occasionally significant parts that require know how, but not significant infrastructure (ex. ruddervators for Bonanzas). Anything that is complicated that requires some real industrial/machining mojo, like center spars for 177s/210s or bathtub fittings for Bonanzas/Barons, and yea, you get them from Textron or salvage, or you part out what you have.

You'd think some enterprising soul would step in and buy the parts chain. But manufacturers aren't willing to part with the IP.
 
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