Upgrading and changing fleets simultaneously

When Mike was about a buck seventy, Max was in love.

I can't deny this, lol.

Still remember the first time that I met @Autothrust Blue. We were in Vegas for NJC, it was me @thepedroid and tall Doug. We went in a convenience store. I got a "tall boy" and asked him to hold it for me. He wrapped his whole hand around, then I looked at him like damn and said, "you're hired." Pedro got it immediately. It took tall Doug a few minutes and he put it back in the freezer a lil' disgusted.

So young, so naïve!
 
I can't deny this, lol.

Still remember the first time that I met @Autothrust Blue. We were in Vegas for NJC, it was me @thepedroid and tall Doug. We went in a convenience store. I got a "tall boy" and asked him to hold it for me. He wrapped his whole hand around, then I looked at him like damn and said, "you're hired." Pedro got it immediately. It took tall Doug a few minutes and he put it back in the freezer a lil' disgusted.

So young, so naïve!
Hehe, I get the impression you're not laughing until it's completely akward.
 
I can't deny this, lol.

Still remember the first time that I met @Autothrust Blue. We were in Vegas for NJC, it was me @thepedroid and tall Doug. We went in a convenience store. I got a "tall boy" and asked him to hold it for me. He wrapped his whole hand around, then I looked at him like damn and said, "you're hired." Pedro got it immediately. It took tall Doug a few minutes and he put it back in the freezer a lil' disgusted.

So young, so naïve!
Less young, less naïve now. Experienced even, IYKWIM
 
*Pulls away another man card from you*
I'm sure you're both very pretty girls.

Nah, I’m not Max’s type. He likes ectomorphic nerds and I’m a mesomorphic dork. Nerds and dorks are different.

But then I’m mid 40’s, no kids and a free spirit which means most of my friends are gay because most of my straight friends with kids basically ditched my wife and I because “we’ve got a bounce house, the party is over at 7pm because of dance class and there’s no booze” parties aren’t exactly fun to go to.
 
Ectomorphs, are thin and fine-boned, have a tendency toward a “cerebrotonic” personality i.e., introverted, thoughtful, inhibited, sensitive, submissive.

I just learned a new word!
 
Nah, I’m not Max’s type. He likes ectomorphic nerds and I’m a mesomorphic dork. Nerds and dorks are different.

But then I’m mid 40’s, no kids and a free spirit which means most of my friends are gay because most of my straight friends with kids basically ditched my wife and I because “we’ve got a bounce house, the party is over at 7pm because of dance class and there’s no booze” parties aren’t exactly fun to go to.
Not sure if I understood your response but it was close enough to JD I'm going in!:

We're doing catalia!

 
friends with kids basically ditched my wife and I because “we’ve got a bounce house, the party is over at 7pm because of dance class and there’s no booze” parties aren’t exactly fun to go to.

You need to get a better class of friends with kids. My invites go, “ we’ve got a bounce house to keep the kids busy, party is over when we run out of booze. By the way, we don’t have enough booze. Hit up the liquor store and I’ll pay you back.”
 
You need to get a better class of friends with kids. My invites go, “ we’ve got a bounce house to keep the kids busy, party is over when we run out of booze. By the way, we don’t have enough booze. Hit up the liquor store and I’ll pay you back.”

You're generous. I usually tell them "and bring booze ya deadbeats"
 
When I was a student pilot I had soloed a few airplanes but we had a Cherokee 140 stuck at another airport. The owner of the flight school (my boss) flew me to Andrau Airpark told me to hand him my medical and signed it for solo flights in a PA-28-140 and told me to wash the 310 when I got back to Hooks before I went home. I'd never flown a Cherokee 140 before. That's how cool an airman I am.
Still can’t believe they shut down Andrau
 
Nah, I’m not Max’s type. He likes ectomorphic nerds and I’m a mesomorphic dork. Nerds and dorks are different.

But then I’m mid 40’s, no kids and a free spirit which means most of my friends are gay because most of my straight friends with kids basically ditched my wife and I because “we’ve got a bounce house, the party is over at 7pm because of dance class and there’s no booze” parties aren’t exactly fun to go to.


Mid 40s? Aren’t ya like 18 months away from being 50? That’s really stretching mid 40s. ;)

You’re approaching old man territory. If you haven’t already bought your mid life crisis Porsche 911 Carrera T, please do so.
 
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Mid 40s? Aren’t ya like 18 months away from being 50? That’s really stretching mid 40s. ;)

You’re approaching old man territory. If you haven’t already bought your mid life crisis Porsche 911 Carrera T, please do so.

Not only do you have a “future GPS anklet”/“is this casino pager friendly?” amount of obsession with me, your notes are also incorrect.
 
Mid 40s? Aren’t ya like 18 months away from being 50? That’s really stretching mid 40s. ;)

You’re approaching old man territory. If you haven’t already bought your mid life crisis Porsche 911 Carrera T, please do so.

Porsche? You don’t think he’s more of a Tesla or Electric BMW guy?
 
Porsche? You don’t think he’s more of a Tesla or Electric BMW guy?
If he lost more hair, he could qualify for a convertible Corvette. Otherwise, I'm putting him on a bus converted to a motor home with a heated Japanese toilet seat. Possibly becoming a snow bird.
 
Do I get to brag that I did it? Granted I upgraded into something pretty much the same, just half the size/weight and number of engines :p

It was slightly before my time but it was an interesting dynamic as my current fleet was introduced........most all of the captains had never flown it but the company went out of their way to hire experienced F/O's on the type. This might be something you could get asked about at an interview....hypothetically of course.
 
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