I told my recruiter, I started to tell him the city/st that it happened in his response "no more details, no more details, we will run the check and see what comes up" I'm positive it will, but it definitely made me laugh a bit. I'm not worried about it, and ya, you try going to college and keeping your lips off a bottle.
Also if you think that I've been flight instructing for 2 years, and haven't had to make the long walk to the chief pilots office to explain something that shouldn't have happened, well I don't know what to tell you then. ; )
On other note, I think I finally found a decent recruiter, it took a couple weeks of phone calls. It seems that no matter how many times I call different units, the main recruiter transfers me to the recruiter who handles pilots... inevitably it goes to his/her voicemail. I leave one, and never get a call back. Repeat about 2x a week per unit. I'm thankful I finally found a good one, as I'm pretty sure that's the difference behind between me being a blob and me being a military aviator. I'm hoping that if I do not get an interview/job at this unit he will help me out with others, since they seem so hard to reach.