I need some sayings or phrases or even expressions that most pilots would say about wanting to be or being a pilot...
to chicks/about chicks
at interviews
to future pilots
in the cockpit
about security
about las vegas
etc etc...
what I'm trying to do is make a tshirt - Doug's top 10 list of Pilot ....something...i was gonna use "phrases" but i dont really like that term much - so now i'm thinking of "Doug's top 10 reasons you want to be a pilot" and going on that stretch of road....
however (and yes, i'm changing my mind as i write - haha) I still like the idea of "Doug's top 10 aviation phrases" and would really like to "spoof" that just as Dave Letterman spoof's his top 10's every night...
what we'll do is sell the shirt to wear to/in vegas for our 1st annual "gathering"....or if you can't make it, buy one anyways for home or what not....
needs to be good (and mostly clean) spoofs for all the LV girls out there (pick up lines might be ok) and/or future jetcareers members!!!
I figure - if you can afford it, help us fund/advertise jetcareers while we're out there!!
whatcha think? any ideas are welcome!
Thanks for your thoughts in advance!
to chicks/about chicks
at interviews
to future pilots
in the cockpit
about security
about las vegas
etc etc...
what I'm trying to do is make a tshirt - Doug's top 10 list of Pilot ....something...i was gonna use "phrases" but i dont really like that term much - so now i'm thinking of "Doug's top 10 reasons you want to be a pilot" and going on that stretch of road....
however (and yes, i'm changing my mind as i write - haha) I still like the idea of "Doug's top 10 aviation phrases" and would really like to "spoof" that just as Dave Letterman spoof's his top 10's every night...
what we'll do is sell the shirt to wear to/in vegas for our 1st annual "gathering"....or if you can't make it, buy one anyways for home or what not....
needs to be good (and mostly clean) spoofs for all the LV girls out there (pick up lines might be ok) and/or future jetcareers members!!!
I figure - if you can afford it, help us fund/advertise jetcareers while we're out there!!
whatcha think? any ideas are welcome!

Thanks for your thoughts in advance!