Thoughts on the Falcon 900 EASy?

[rausda27]

Have we established the fact that only real men fly Falcon 900's.

Seconded.....motion passes!

 

[Groundpounder]

Aircraft with an odd number of engines are unsafe. I only fly 2 and 4 engined aircraft.

 

[Vector4Food]

Both sides could have carried this prank so much further.

Amateurs.

 

[DPApilot]

Have we established the fact that only real men fly Falcon 900's. Seconded.....motion passes!

If only I weren't too pretty....

 

[DPApilot]

Both sides could have carried this prank so much further. Amateurs.

I made @CK lose a golf tournament once.

 

[FL350]

<---- So confused. Can't tell if this is all a joke or.. oh well

 

[SurferLucas]

Aircraft with an odd number of engines are unsafe. I only fly 2 and 4 engined aircraft.

False...I present the L-1011 TriStar...you owe her an apology:

 

[Boris Badenov]

If only I weren't too pretty....

Yeah, I think you'd be perfect to play Fat Marlon Brando, and I think everyone agrees that he was a fine looking man.

 

[BEEF SUPREME]

Have we established the fact that only real men fly Falcon 900's.

Seconded.....motion passes!

BOOM.

Just got an endorsement on my man card. I'll see how it works with the ladies.

 

[Boris Badenov]

I'll see how it works with the ladies.

You'd better hurry. There are two chicks in the world who are interested in your type rating, and Gulley is already chatting up the fat one.

 

[Autothrust Blue]

False...I present the L-1011 TriStar...you owe her an apology:

...I'll be in my bunk.

 

[Boris Badenov]

I made @CK lose a golf tournament once.

This is true. And we're all anxiously waiting for the other shoe to drop.

But @CK is more of a stalking predator...just keep looking over your shoulder. And looking. And looking. And lo...AHHHHHH!

 

[CoffeeIcePapers]

They do this all the time. It's cute until you see DPA in CK's backyard at 3am with his nose pressed up against the glass and a single tear rolling down, down.

Spend a lot of time with CK at 3am?

 

[Boris Badenov]

Spend a lot of time with CK at 3am?

Nah, just idling across the street watching his back yard. What?

 

[Dugie8]

Nah, just idling across the street watching his back yard. What?

Uhh. Phrasing?

 

[pullup]

You'd better hurry. There are two chicks in the world who are interested in your type rating, and Gulley is already chatting up the fat one.

I thought Gulley was the fat one??

 

[Boris Badenov]

I thought Gulley was the fat one??

Damn. He's not THAT androgynous. Is he? Well, maybe...

 

[Groundpounder]

False...I present the L-1011 TriStar...you owe her an apology:

Nope, don't trust it. And I especially don't trust an airplane with four beacons!!!

 

[Crockrocket94]

Bunch of jagaloons up here.

 

[gotWXdagain]

Ten year training contract. Twenty year on upgrade.
FOs must buy flight time in 5 year blocks.
Must have airline privileges. This will probably actually require you to be a part time ramper at your home field.
...If you can find time to have a second job because you're on call 24/7. Must ask permission in advance for off days (which are always denied).
Must clean your own aircraft (Toothbrushes are provided upon request).
Good, honest, hardworking boss just looking for good honest hardworking pilots.