Thoughts on the Falcon 900 EASy?

[Adler]

I keep offering my guys the opportunity to fly cool airplanes but the girly men say no.

Sometimes people have to turn you down because they were in class for a manly airplane.

 

[CK]

Long story short..doug and gulley tried to punk me but I saw it coming so i tricked gulley into thinking I was mad at him.

I offered low approach a trip in the 601 tomorrow but he turned it down because his "wife is due this week" and he wants "time off".

 

[Boris Badenov]

The fact that anyone on earth believes a word that comes out of Gulley's mouth is PT Barnum's favorite thing about the 21st century.

 

[lowapproach]

Due in 3 more days!

 

[Patrick]

<- still confused haha

 

[lowapproach]

Gulley, the 900 was news to me. Last I saw you, you were flying a jetstar...

 

[killbilly]

Argh.

Some things cannot be unseen...

 

[DPApilot]

Gulley, the 900 was news to me. Last I saw you, you were flying a jetstar...

 

[Inverted]

Jesus boys! Calm down! I feel like this is an episode of Trailer park boys.... DPA is Julian (because he almost always has a drink in his hand and is a lady slayer), CK is Ricky (badass hair and an affinity for hash... pretty much as expected), and I feel like Bubbles..... well because I basically am Bubbles minus the cats. Looks like everyone here needs a few Jim Leahy special drinkie poos!

I feel like we are in the eye of a sh&^icane....

 

[ComplexHiAv8r]

We have a current job opening for a 601 F/O. Must weigh less than 550lbs, smoke less than 6 packs a day, and drink less than a gallon of vodka per day. The last pilot no longer meets the requirements.

Alex.

I wish you here closer to CAK!

 

[Inverted]

I wish you here closer to CAK!

Oh man, somebody please address this sentence lol...

 

[Groundpounder]

I wish you here closer to my CAK!

FIFY

 

[ComplexHiAv8r]

Oh man, somebody please address this sentence lol...

you missed the chance for #luvcak!

 

[Polar742]

Jesus boys! Calm down! I feel like this is an episode of Trailer park boys.... DPA is Julian (because he almost always has a drink in his hand and is a lady slayer), CK is Ricky (badass hair and an affinity for hash... pretty much as expected), and I feel like Bubbles..... well because I basically am Bubbles minus the cats. Looks like everyone here needs a few Jim Leahy special drinkie poos!

@DPApilot as Julian? Uh no.

Randy. Any more questions?

 

[SeanD]

Im sure your joking but in case your not. Id stay put and do the Challenger. I dont hear you complaining about your QOL with your current company. QOL trumps money any day IMO.

 

[Boris Badenov]

I dont hear you complaining about your QOL with your current company.

Did you miss the part where he was fired? I danced a little jig.

 

[Screaming_Emu]

Dat sexual tension...

 

[SeanD]

Did you miss the part where he was fired? I danced a little jig.

Oh, well then in that case...thank gawd.

 

[ctab5060X]

Did you miss the part where he was fired? I danced a little jig.

Me too. Best news in days!

 

[ozziecat35]

I don't....I mean,....whaaaa?