The Quagmire Award for Excellence in the Pilot Profession

Re: Pinnacle pilot has waaaay too much fun on the overnight.

Your update from the Quagmire MEC.

It is nothing short of an abomination to the labor groups on both sides for the continued stonewalling.

Everyday, replies from both sides (even though the Quagmire has WAY more replies) are losing real power. There are "Low Reply" threads that pop in and take some of our traffic. There are posts in the Lavatory, that we barely even call posts, taking our traffic. For shame.

As the stalemate continues, all members of the International Association of JetCareers Keyboard Ninja Brotherhood Union (IAJCKNBU) are losing out. Bandwidth is being diverted, our group is having the chasm widened.

Our patience is running out. We call on our Legislative Representitives to push this merger through!!

No more lost replies! No more suffering!!

In unity.
 
Re: Pinnacle pilot has waaaay too much fun on the overnight.

Somehow I see this turning into a PFT argument................
 
Re: The Quagmire Award for Excellence in the Pilot Professio

Thanks for sharing this. I will share this with my gf. It will keep us in check. Thanks.
 
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Hey at least he kept his watch on.

How can you tell if a man in the woods is a pilot?


BTW myspace link is on APC for the FA

We were rolling in dispatch this morning reading it
 
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Is it wrong that I find the thread integration tangent way more amusing then a naked pilot running around the woods?
 
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BobDDuck said:
Is it wrong that I find the thread integration tangent way more amusing then a naked pilot running around the woods?
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No, it is absolutely acceptable reaction to the great sense of humor of Polar.

:nana2:
 
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vheissu said:
I still don't understand why the profession of them was posted. Or the article in general. If it was an accountant and a office manager would they still publish the article and release their professions? Give me a break.
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That's kind of the world we live in. The general public wants to think that, even though we're not "worthy" of anything more than a median income in their eyes, they expect grey-haired, steely-eyed personal and professional perfection.

What's going to be on the late night comic circuit?

"Accountant Found Drunk and Naked In 'It's a Small World' Ride at Disney"

or

"American 777 Captain Found Drunk and Naked In 'It's a Small World' Ride at Disney"
 
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Final Update

We applaud the powers that be for working together, making this merger a reality. There were, quite literally, thousands of man hours spent making sure the rights of all our International Association of JetCareers Keyboard Ninja Brotherhood Union (IAJCKNBU) are protected.

We were able to come to a fair agreement that will allow this thread to move forward. Hopefully we can regain the trust of those posts that may not have been attached to this thread due to the turbulence generated by these last few minutes.

Most of all, we'd like to thank our line Keyboard Ninjas for your professionalism, unity and support. We spend the countless hours volunteering because you're such professionals.

Be proud of this achievement. Bask in it's glory (but not for more than 5 minutes, that was deemed "gloating" in the arbitrator's decision).

Peace and chicken grease,

YOUR elected representitives
 
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I rather liked her love of pears because of their shape.

Does this say anything about the "shape" of the CA?...........
 
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I wonder who the arbitrator was that brought these two fine threads together as one, seemlessly and silently.

We need to rightly name the "______ Award."
 
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As in all M&As there's no way to make everyone happy. We hope that we've come to a fair and equitable conclusion for all involved.

There will be no fences in place, and the combined thread will be free to post as the post senority allows it to hold.

I can not, however, take the credit (or the blame) for this merger. It wasn't me. :D
 
Re: The Quagmire Award for Excellence in the Pilot Professio

exactly why your myspace/facebook profiles should always be private.
 
Re: Butt naked and drank pilot busted along with FA

Already posted twice. See "Quagmire" thread.....
 
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I'll bite on the myspace profile out of curiosity... but I think our First Officer had fair warning .. lol .... :D



" Oh yes, and I have a habit of running around without any pants on. "
 
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And he's from Pitt. Atleast he was rocking out his Pen's shirt!
 
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