The Quagmire Award for Excellence in the Pilot Profession

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Naked man, friend arrested after tryst

by FRANK COZZOLI, The Patriot-News Monday May 19, 2008, 11:41 AM


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A man who was wearing only a wrist watch and flip-flops when he was taken into custody late Sunday after a helicopter search in Lower Swatara Township, Dauphin County, is a pilot for Pinnacle Airlines Inc., township police said. Jeffrey Paul Bradford, 24, who listed an address of Moon Twp. in suburban Pittsburgh, was arraigned today before District Judge Michael Smith on charges of indecent exposure, open lewdness, public drunkeness, loitering and prowling at night and disorderly conduct. Adrianna Grace Connor, 24, of Belleville, Mich., who police said is a flight attendant for the airline, was arraigned on charges of theft from a motor vehicle, public drunkeness and loitering and prowling at night.

Smith set bail for both suspects at $10,000. A preliminary hearing is set for May 30 at 2 p.m.

Police were called to the 100 block of Richardson Road around 9:30 p.m. Sunday after township Fire Chief Robert Furlong heard noises outside his home and found an intoxicated woman inside the department's Chevrolet Tahoe, arrest documents state.

That woman, later identified as Connor, was holding a flashlight that belongs to Furlong, police said. Connor, who was described as highly intoxicated, told police there was a man in the woods who was naked.


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Connor said she and Bradford had been at a diner along Eisenhower Boulevard and were walking to their motel room when they decided to stop in the woods for sexual contact, the documents state.

Bradford then left the area, naked, police said. Bradford's clothing, except for his sandals, was found in the woods behind Furlong's house, police said. Police searched the area on foot until about shortly before midnight when the state police helicopter arrived.

Minutes later, a woman who lives nearby in the 300 block of Summit Ridge called 911 to report a naked man came out from behind her parked car and asked her for a pair of shorts, police said.

Police said they found Bradford a few minutes later hiding behind a shed.

Officials from Pinnacle Airlines could not be reached for comment. During Bradford's arraignment, he told the judge he'd been a pilot for Pinnacle for 3½ years. Connor told the judge she'd worked for the airline for about a year.
 
Re: The Quagmire Award for Excellence in the Pilot Professio

So a cop walks in the woods....

I wonder how long before he could quit laughing to shackle them up??

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Re: The Quagmire Award for Excellence in the Pilot Professio

The only mistake I see here is that they got caught.
 
Re: The Quagmire Award for Excellence in the Pilot Professio

Giggity...

Pinnacle of his career..

Giggity goo
 
Re: The Quagmire Award for Excellence in the Pilot Professio

Well, here comes the "Dear Dough" email... Giggity.
 
Re: The Quagmire Award for Excellence in the Pilot Professio

Shes thin at least...and already has a bag over her head...PERFECT!
 
Re: The Quagmire Award for Excellence in the Pilot Professio

Where's mikecwebb when ya need him?
 
Re: The Quagmire Award for Excellence in the Pilot Professio

Am I reading this wrong or...

That woman, later identified as Connor, was holding a flashlight that belongs to Furlong, police said. Connor, who was described as highly intoxicated, told police there was a man in the woods who was naked.

...did she try to rat her date out vis a vis "I'm not the perp, but there's some dude running around naked in the woods, go get him!"
 
Re: The Quagmire Award for Excellence in the Pilot Professio

Am I reading this wrong or...



...did she try to rat her date out vis a vis "I'm not the perp, but there's some dude running around naked in the woods, go get him!"

Sounds like she was getting back at him for sending her off to commit burglary in order for them to find their clothes...
 
Re: The Quagmire Award for Excellence in the Pilot Professio

Wimmin! Cain't truss 'em! ;)
 
Re: The Quagmire Award for Excellence in the Pilot Professio

I still don't understand why the profession of them was posted. Or the article in general. If it was an accountant and a office manager would they still publish the article and release their professions? Give me a break.
 
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