Dugie8
Well-Known Member
If you're caught doing anything other than dilligently scanning the instruments at any point during the flight you will be shot at dawn.
You guys are soft. We shoot em on the spot.
If you're caught doing anything other than dilligently scanning the instruments at any point during the flight you will be shot at dawn.
haha no fap September how long have you gone??
Bonus points if you do this without an autopilot IMC single pilot. 2x, if you're pouring yourself a cup of coffee while intercepting the localizer under the same conditions.This!
Maybe I should add a scoring system to the app too.Bonus points if you do this without an autopilot IMC single pilot. 2x, if you're pouring yourself a cup of coffee while intercepting the localizer under the same conditions.
but its not gayNo Dutch Rudders.
I'm sorry... dafuq??? Seriously? I'm not even sure I want to say this, but... story?Well, what about the dude that was flying along and determined the substance from his penis smelled like onions and tasted like chocolate? What was he doing before he needed to divert?
That would be a great app to have! Of the top of my head this is what we record for engine parameters for a B200.
Torque
ITT
prop RPM
Ng %
TAS
OAT
Altitude
Oil pressure
Oil temp
Other times we keep track of is flying within the base state for tax purposes.
It would also be nice to be able to email or update a database for the company to view.Thats good stuff, keep it coming! As I keep reading the replies and see the title I am reminded of how wrong my thread title was. Kind of surprised it didn't get banished to the lav. Innuendo was not my intention, but for future reference I now know how to get pilots attention.
No Dutch Rudders.
I don't care if you take ballroom dancing lessons in the cockpit, as long as someone answers the damned radio when ATC calls
I guess you had to be there....I'm sorry... dafuq??? Seriously? I'm not even sure I want to say this, but... story?
"I'm experiencing a greenish-orange discharge from my penis that smells like onions but tastes like chocolate."
I used to say that when a supe asked why I was calling in sick... it pretty much brought the nosy questions to a halt.
Better you follow TFaudree's advice, though. Less chance for repercussions that way.
I find it more amusing to change my accent and yell out "BLOCKED" on the frequency.Sorry, we were on the land line say again?
I would assume your company already is putting the information you are recording into some sort of spreadsheet or database. Or what gets done with the information?It would also be nice to be able to email or update a database for the company to view.
Thats good stuff, keep it coming! As I keep reading the replies and see the title I am reminded of how wrong my thread title was. Kind of surprised it didn't get banished to the lav. Innuendo was not my intention, but for future reference I now know how to get pilots attention.
Sorry been on vacation for the last few days.I would assume your company already is putting the information you are recording into some sort of spreadsheet or database. Or what gets done with the information?