T-shirts with top ten sayings from previous Network JCs?

tonyw

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I think we should do these.

Anyone wanna nominate a few sayings? Here are couple to get things started.

"Dude, I think that chick's Amish!"

"Single, clean, and disease free."

"I'm in the rental business."
 
For some reason, having said two of the above three phrases kinda frightens me!
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How about "Hon! She's portable!"
 
If *ANYTHING* about my mother makes this T-shirt, heads will roll ...

However, I am putting a vote in for:

"Guys, no matter how drunk we get, no matter what we say, do NOT let me and Emily get married this weekend!"
 
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If *ANYTHING* about my mother makes this T-shirt, heads will roll ...

However, I am putting a vote in for:

"Guys, no matter how drunk we get, no matter what we say, do NOT let me and Emily get married this weekend!"

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That's funny, because as soon as this thread began, Tony and I were messaging each other about quoting you!
 
Yup. Dude, that was one of the all time great utterances!

Better than anything Yogi Berra could have come up with, and that's saying a lot.
 
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"Where's pilot602?"


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(wishful thinking)

[/ QUOTE ]I think it's actually "his plane broke down again?"

btw - any news on the new 2005 NJC picture?? I'll be needing it by end of August.
 
I've always liked the saying, "I'll rent anything that flies, floats, or Fff fornicates."
 
ok.. so we've got 7 quotes.. i need 3 more! comeone guys.. remember the highlights of last year and run with it!

how bout "you spent $600 on WHAT?" hahaha

personally, i think the MILF one really needs to be on there cuz that was an all time high quote and headturner!!
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how bout "you spent $600 on WHAT?" hahaha

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It was $800 - well atleast that is what I told you guys!
 
What did your credit card company say it was? I figure they're the ones who know the best, eh?

Hey, Matt, you wanna do a check on Iain's account?
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I think it shoud 'Arrrr, I am a pirate' as that is what the strippers would come up to us and say when they were sent by the bouncer (who we tipped).

The bank manager said it was a good performance, and wanted to come next time.
 
I'm keeping my mouth shut this year!
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I keep on ending up on taglines, signature lines, etc.
 
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I'm keeping my mouth shut this year!
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I keep on ending up on taglines, signature lines, etc.

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But there good ones...and sides your easy man I mean easy.
We need only get you drunk or tipsy then you let it all hang out and then the best taglines/signatures will come out of you!
After all there is no way that your gonna stay sober all weekend...
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-Matthew
 
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