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Raise ticket prices!
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I agree, Doug! Before I got laid off, I saw a number of people who really should have been taking Greyhound flying instead. One time I got moved to first, and some total redneck bubba sees that I'm getting free cocktails, sees the open seat, and moves on up. When the flight attendant tells him that he's not supposed to be there, he says, why can't I just take any open seat?
She told him that all seats are assigned. Then he turns to me and says, you don't mind me sitting here, do you? I said, well, seeing how I paid more money than you did to fly today, yes, I do.
The funniest thing was the joker said, well, I think $200 is a lot of money to pay to fly. I just about sprayed my screwdriver all over him!