I think that has happened sans trumpets.
Don't have my notes but it wasn't Radio Shack or Bob's. They were companies that had dealings with OEMs. And like you, they were in the business of FAA certifying for lightning.
I mentioned the sailplane only as a point that lightning can take an airplane apart. And that it was attributed to a positive strike. The NASA stuff I read along with other documents supported the point that most strikes, negative strikes, didn't knock stuff off airplanes but could and often did knock autopilots off, fuzz 'glass', leave pock marks or scorch marks where it exited. But with lightning strikes the main thing was to keep flying the airplane. Some compounded the problem by being distracted by the strike and failing to keep the first rule (fly the airplane)
what's your beef with RVs and small aircraft being IFR? Death traps? The SR-22 I occasionally fly has more stuff than the Boeings or Airbus I used to fly?
Just reply'ing outside of the PM's to try and continue the knowledge base a little.
Generally the FAA looks at certifying an airplane at a 200kva level. Idea being it's somewhere in between a pos and a negative strike. Pos being the granddaddy. No one cares on the cert level about pos being stronger than the neg. We test both polarities equally. For us in the labs (indirect effects), we are just changing the way coils are oriented with reference to the ground. Sometimes in direct effects it means we charge the opposite polarity, same level. I guess for me, the difference between +100kva and 300 kva is sort of irrelevant. even if it's 20kva (weakest neg) and 300kva I personally don't get any easier feeling getting hit by the negative. it's still 20kva.
In the PMs to Orange I've made it clear that I feel the quote ".... there are positive and negative lightning strikes. One leaves tiny holes and exits. The other knocks stuff off airplanes." is too generalized. In fairness to orange he was trying to get a point across and not certify an aircraft. I think I understand that now but I still think it deserves yet another response.
Positive strokes and negative strokes both cause damage and can both cause things to separate from the aircraft. Apparently it makes people feel better to know that a positive strike (the uncommon of the two) is an order of magnitude greater than a negative and negatives are more common. I think it's a little naive to think that just because the positive is more powerful that the negative is just going to fuzz glass. At some point I have to realise what we talk about in the certification world and what pilots want to know is very different. Positive strikes do have more action integral (just a term meaning energy), it is likely you will have more direct damage off a positive than a negative. That doesn't really mean anything to you if the negative strike still punches a hole in the side of your composite frame but whatever... at some point I just give up illustrating the point.
Negatives can be weak or very strong. Positives are almost always strong (from the data we have recorded decades ago). The only difference (other than amplitude) is if it starts at the cloud or at the ground. The only way you the pilot are going to know (on a certified airplane) is if you had some sort of oscilloscope hooked up to the aircraft. Something we haven't done since the NASA F-106 decades ago. Also we find that positive's rarely have the indirect effects which make digital equipment go haywire. Positive strikes do cause the indirect effects, but because of it's nature they are not as complicated a waveform.
In our world (pilots, not engineers and cert guys), when we deal with lightning it is because we (the aircraft) triggered it. Bigger airplanes get more strikes than smaller ones (per flight hour). There are different reasons for it but mostly the larger the airplane the larger the potential for the trigger. I don't know if anyone has seen it on youtube but if you take some time you can find a 747 get hit 3 times after takeoff.
/certification rant
Another thing I want to emphasize is that airliners, Part 25 aircraft are certified for a severe lighting strike. Part 23, who are IFR cert'ed have to pass those tests as well. Aircraft determined to be day vfr under part 23 don't get tested, although I have seen them elect to do it but I don't know of any that passed.
"Many homebuilts, especially composites, have NO defense against a strike." By defense I think you mean a real test done on the aircraft. There is a provision in 23 for Day VFR that you have to show some engineering level (no actual testing, just some guy thinking about it) design put into the aircraft to defend against lightning. From what I've seen and heard, including that glider, the "design" is severely flawed, but it never gets worked out during testing. I'd have to guess that a lawyer would say there is some defense, but for practical purposes no. I worked mostly on part25 airliners and part 23's with ifr certs. Composites are very complicated when it comes to lightning. They are a giant resistor and they get hot enough to melt the apoxy resin that keeps them in one piece.
/end certification rant
I'd still like to know which labs you talked to.
Any airplane you fly into IFR that is not certified for IFR is, in my opinion, a death trap. I have seen the bad end of tests where avionics packages won't pass. Just not something I want to deal with. Give me the 172 anyday over the RV in IFR. I don't care if the 172 is bendix with /A and the RV has dual 430's. Just not worth the risk to me, and I haven't met anyone who is familiar with the cert process who thinks its worth it either. I believe in the cert process, even if it isn't perfect and is a little dated. It's better than what I see from these homebuilts and experimentals.
As far as the cirrus thing, just because it gives you lots of pretty data doesn't mean it is trustworthy. Class A software means it is certified and useful. Garmin would love to throw their 1000's in a airbus. Can't happen because they aren't trustworthy enough from a cert standpoint. I get this question a lot. Someday they may be.
Anyhow. That's it for a bit. I find myself writing this stuff at length and it taking quite a while. Hope it has been helpful.