Some post career fair observations from a friend

[Roger Roger]

Perhaps. I'd imagine that'd be a week of entertaining drama from the followers and threats of lawsuits from the institutions deemed "diploma mills".

Hey now, I got a Costco jar of popcorn that ain't gonna pop and eat itself!

 

[Screaming_Emu]

Hey now, I got a Costco jar of popcorn that ain't gonna pop and eat itself!

I went to college at Costco

 

[killbilly]

I went to college at Costco

So lucky you were accepted!

 

[Toobdrvr]

"Welcome to Costco. I love you."

 

[Roger Roger]

I went to college at Costco

That’s where I got my airman certificates.

 

[Jordan93]

That’s where I got my airman certificates.

In bulk right? PPL-ATP for one low price?

 

[Luigi]

I read this title as “pot career fair observations” I was very confused about the state of this forum for a moment.

 

[Roger Roger]

In bulk right? PPL-ATP for one low price?

And A&P, IA, CFI!

 

[bp]

And A&P, IA, CFI!

I just picture one of the ATP ads for $65k on a piece of cardboard you have to take up to the register

 

[killbilly]

I just picture one of the ATP ads for $65k on a piece of cardboard you have to take up to the register

It'll be in a plastic blister-wrap package - that stuff that is slightly flexible and totally bulletproof and impossible to open without a +5 BlackRazor

 

[BEEF SUPREME]

I went to college at Costco

You were lucky to have the family connections to get in.


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[mastermags]

I read this title as “pot career fair observations” I was very confused about the state of this forum for a moment.

Self incrimination.

 

[derg]

Self incrimination.

RIght?

 

[MikeD]

My friend got that a lot which he would say, "Well, you're on our campus, you flew all the way here, there's nothing you're curious about or anything you're nervous about disclosing on the resume? This is your time."

"So when are you guys going to start serving Pepsi products?"

 

[MikeD]

DO NOT walk someone through your resume in a verbal equivalent of a single-spaced, no paragraph textblock from soup to nuts. Give the evaluator a chance to set the tone for the session, go a quick scan of your resume and allow him to ask you questions to help tell your story or to ask about interesting things on your resume.

They'll have to select which career they would like to know about with me, in the interest of time.

 

[ClarkGriswold]

"So when are you guys going to start serving Pepsi products?"

Great question. Bring back Mountain Dew!

Or better yet, Dr. Pepper. I'd be like Forrest Gump up there every flight.

 

[bLizZuE]

Also, if you work at a Delta connection carrier, don’t call in sick for a job fair.

 

[🦈💜]

You were lucky to have the family connections to get in.


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Always on point, sir. Always on point.

-Fox

 

[derg]

Great question. Bring back Mountain Dew!

Or better yet, Dr. Pepper. I'd be like Forrest Gump up there every flight.

SouthernJets "self insures" with UHC as the coordinator. If we had Dr. Pepper onboard, everyone, including myself, would have Type II Diabetes because would command "BRING THEE DR. PEPPER. DO THIS NAO!" every leg.

 

[FL350]

Well that definitely makes me feel better about my time with the recruiter.
Great experience all around, especially for my first time at a career fair like this.