so, there i was eating panda express.....

I tried it once in another US city and it didn't taste like Chinese food to me - nasty!

Of course I'm a Chinese food snob because we have the best here. Vancouver does as well.

Oh yeah -- you can't serve me some of the crap that comes out of a Panda Express without me saying, forget it.

I'm like, dude, I grew up with Chinese food and this is not Chinese food.

And in San Fran, you ain't gonna pull that crap off when there are so many REAL Chinese restaurants out there.

If you wanna eat some real Chinese for a good price, go to a dim sum place. And the more Chinese you hear being spoken -- not just by the staff but by the patrons -- the better chance you have of getting some good stuff.
 
Stop lying Tony. You know you're a black man. Be proud of your heritage!
 
5'4 is tall in some cultures!

And how do I know if you haven't dyed your hair brown? :)
 
Oh yeah -- you can't serve me some of the crap that comes out of a Panda Express without me saying, forget it.

I'm like, dude, I grew up with Chinese food and this is not Chinese food.

And in San Fran, you ain't gonna pull that crap off when there are so many REAL Chinese restaurants out there.

If you wanna eat some real Chinese for a good price, go to a dim sum place. And the more Chinese you hear being spoken -- not just by the staff but by the patrons -- the better chance you have of getting some good stuff.
You know it's an authentic Chinese restaurant when they are playing 70's soul and disco:nana2:

I'm not kidding:rawk:

SF people speak up . . .
 
Now I'm hungry for Chinese and 99% of the Chinese food here in SDL blows. :(
 
invite them up for a little "spin" in a small plane. and then invite them to clean up the processed egg rolls they spewed when you take the plane through some fun maneuvers.:crazy:
 
Oh yeah -- you can't serve me some of the crap that comes out of a Panda Express without me saying, forget it.

I'm like, dude, I grew up with Chinese food and this is not Chinese food.

And in San Fran, you ain't gonna pull that crap off when there are so many REAL Chinese restaurants out there.

If you wanna eat some real Chinese for a good price, go to a dim sum place. And the more Chinese you hear being spoken -- not just by the staff but by the patrons -- the better chance you have of getting some good stuff.

I had me some dim sum tonight Tony, :) Yummm!...and yes, in a lot of the restaurants I go to, I might be the only one speaking English when I order!
 
I was in uniform, and had to bite my tounge, until they said "hey buddy, do you think these airplanes really need pilots? what do you do up there anyways?" I told him there was plenty to be done in flight. His answer, "what? ring the stewardess for a drink?"
jacka$$.

Guys like that are obviously just jealous because they couldn't get laid if they had a fist full of cash in a Bangkok brothel, so hit 'em where it hurts!
Next time say something like: "So, what's it like wishing you got laid as often as I do?"

Heck, might was well let them believe the rest of the myths about pilots as well, you know!
 
Orange chicken!

When I went to California last month there was a Panda Express within walking distance to where we stayed. My first experience with a real heavily franchised chinese 'fast food' place... Also first time I've been to a chinese restaurant where I wasn't being served by an older asian lady who could barely speak english.

As we all know, people are pretty ignorant about stuff. There was actually a huge debate in my history class a few semesters ago over this. During one of our 'let's just talk about crap' sessions the professor brought up the notion of pilots just sitting down doing nothing... I couldn't stand for that.
 
Guys like that are obviously just jealous because they couldn't get laid if they had a fist full of cash in a Bangkok brothel, so hit 'em where it hurts!
Next time say something like: "So, what's it like wishing you got laid as often as I do?"

Heck, might was well let them believe the rest of the myths about pilots as well, you know!

That's a myth?
 
Yeah, well there ARE women on this forum, including a few wives and g/f's... :rolleyes:

Funny story. We were cleaning O2 masks in the sim today getting ready for a lesson on South American depressurization routes and mountain training. The instructor said a while back, a guy caught a bad bacterial infection on his face where the mask was sealed after a sim period. The joke was...someone came back to recurrent training from SA after putting his mouth where it shouldn't have been! The next guy forgot to clean the mask and paid the price.

My wife controls all the love in our house. I come home with a paycheck, laundry and a libido. Unfortunately, she only wants one of them.

I kid, though. She's still a hottie at 36.
 
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