Sex offender working as a CFI

[Pilot Fighter]

I have a funny public urination story, but it's for "over beers".

It always starts as a funny urination story. Before you know it, you can't live without German porn.

 

[Boris Badenov]

It was during a training event. And then I got roofied. It was a funny Eastern European story.

We're all Exotics when we go to Europe, Dough. But that doesn't mean we don't know Absinthe when we smell it. I hope it at least got Sexee. You know, in your mind, after your wallet went on European Holiday without you.

 

[CirrusMonkey]

 

[jskibo]

It always starts as a funny urination story. Before you know it, you can't live without German porn.

You too?

 

[Boris Badenov]

It always starts as a funny urination story. Before you know it, you can't live without German porn.

If you don't get Shiesse on the first date, she's a prude. Move on. Or uh, you know, so I'm told.

 

[jskibo]

If you don't get Shiesse on the first date, she's a prude. Move on. Or uh, you know, so I'm told.

We're talking German Shepard Porn right? I don't want to mix this up.....

 

[Boris Badenov]

We're talking German Shepard Porn right? I don't want to mix this up.....

Oh, you know. Boundaries are so proletariat. Who knows what we're talking about! Nein?

 

[derg]

We're all Exotics when we go to Europe, Dough. But that doesn't mean we don't know Absinthe when we smell it. I hope it at least got Sexee. You know, in your mind, after your wallet went on European Holiday without you.

Nope, round of cocktails comes out. 11 hours later there's a knock at my door as I've missed pickup. I have all of my money and there's a half-eaten shawarma on the nightstand and the other pilots said, "You seemed ok!"

 

[Boris Badenov]

Nope, round of cocktails comes out. 11 hours later there's a knock at my door as I've missed pickup. I have all of my money and there's a half-eaten shawarma on the nightstand and the other pilots said, "You seemed ok!"

Dodged a bullet there, comrade. Or did you...

 

[derg]

Dodged a bullet there, comrade. Or did you...

I did. Be careful, hombre.

 

[BEEF SUPREME]

BEEF SUPREME

Come on, America wants to see some REHABILITATION!@

You called?

 

[Boris Badenov]

You called?

Not sure. No, wait!

 

[derg]

You called?

Burn it, Trick, BURN IT!

 

[BEEF SUPREME]

Burn it, Trick, BURN IT!

 

[derg]

"holy (expletive), it's BEEF SUPREME!"

 

[Boris Badenov]

"holy (expletive), it's BEEF SUPREME!"

Less talk, more running, Commandante. He's got a freaking flame-thrower, and I'm pretty sure we've done something wrong, somewhere.

 

[derg]

Less talk, more running, Commandante. He's got a freaking flame-thrower, and I'm pretty sure we've done something wrong, somewhere.

You have. Run around in circles and shout "Wannamingo!"

Do this.

 

[BEEF SUPREME]

You have. Run around in circles and shout "Wannamingo!"

Do this.

 

[Boris Badenov]

You have. Run around in circles and shout "Wannamingo!"

Do this.

I'm doing it as hard as I can, but I'm slightly drunk and I think I might fall down. I hope this isn't some kind of Trick.

Hard to type.

 

[BEEF SUPREME]

I'm doing it as hard as I can, but I'm slightly drunk and I think I might fall down. I hope this isn't some kind of Trick.

Hard to type.