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Macho Superpilot
True, very true. But remember Milwaukee, is no Stockton!Commuting sucks, but living in a city you're not happy with for a job is sucky….er.
True, very true. But remember Milwaukee, is no Stockton!Commuting sucks, but living in a city you're not happy with for a job is sucky….er.
True, very true. But remember Milwaukee, is no Stockton!
Wow.. I'm glad I haven't dealt with anyone of that caliberI think I can put up with any terrible AA (or other airline) gate agent after what happened last week:
Me"Hi, I'm on the standby list but I saw its full and would like to list for jump"
DGS Agent- "you're too late cutoff was five minutes ago"
M"Umm it's currently 45 minutes prior to departure"
DGS"Cut off is his 50 minutes"
M"Ok can I talk to your supervisor?"
DGS"ok I can list you"
-35 minutes later-
Me "I was wondering if I had been cleared yet?"
DGS "sir, I'll get to you when I get to you"
Me"Ummm ok but we're only a few minutes away from departure and you just announced the flight was full"
DGS"sir, I said I'll get to you, when I get to you, there are no seats available"
Me"ok can I talk to your supervisor?"
-DGS Agent prints 1P pass-
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Wow.. I'm glad I haven't dealt with anyone of that caliber
Hmm, I've never had any personal issues with gate agents...Just general funk.I think I can put up with any terrible AA (or other airline) gate agent after what happened last week:
Me"Hi, I'm on the standby list but I saw its full and would like to list for jump"
DGS Agent- "you're too late cutoff was five minutes ago"
M"Umm it's currently 45 minutes prior to departure"
DGS"Cut off is his 50 minutes"
M"Ok can I talk to your supervisor?"
DGS"ok I can list you"
-35 minutes later-
Me "I was wondering if I had been cleared yet?"
DGS "sir, I'll get to you when I get to you"
Me"Ummm ok but we're only a few minutes away from departure and you just announced the flight was full"
DGS"sir, I said I'll get to you, when I get to you, there are no seats available"
Me"ok can I talk to your supervisor?"
-DGS Agent prints 1P pass-
At least I got on.Wow.. I'm glad I haven't dealt with anyone of that caliber
Wow.. I'm glad I haven't dealt with anyone of that caliber
When I was brand new I had something similar. I was trying to get to Tennessee, and after arriving late into CLT I only had about 20 minutes till departure, so I sprint through CLT, get to E gates, ask the gate agent to list me (previous flight cancelled and this flight is oversold by 10), and gate agent says "no there is already a jumpseater on board. Now I can see into the cockpit, and there isn't anyone in there other than the Captain and FO, so I said "seriously?"My one gate agent horror story.
First, I pulled my bid back for the CRJ as it was obvious my Guard unit would be mobilized and I would probably deploy before finishing IOE. Also the class would fall in the middle of my vacation over the summer and the wife wanted us to go to the beach as a family before I deployed.
A few months later I get word that I've been awarded the CRJ. Obviously a mistake. I call the CP and tell him I pulled my bid back several months ago. He agrees and says he will take care of it.
Next day he calls- company says I have to go to class in the middle of my old vacation- which I now lose. I explain to him about my deployment, that the company will be wasting money on me. He calls back a little later- company does not care.
I call the union. Explain the situation, the vacation, how I will probably deploy during IOE or soon after, so it's a waste of money. They say that's wrong and they will get it fixed.
Next day they call me back. We are in contract negotiations and the company is playing hardball. I have to go to the course, but if I grieve it I will most likely win. Unfortunately with the grievance process it won't work through the system until after I have finished IOE. Then the company will let me go back to the ATR, but I would have to go through a refresher course.
Great. So I can only be with my family for the vacation Friday after class to Sunday night. Only one flight to the beach from ATL, but it's on our metal. The day prior I list for the JS.
Friday the instructor takes pity on me and releases me early. I get to the gate 45 minutes prior to check in. Gate agent says there is already a JS'er. I point out that I have the JS reserved so unless the guy has priority over me per the FOM the JS is mine. The other pilot is mainline, so it's mine. Lady says to come back 15 prior and she will take care of it. Twenty prior I see the mainline pilot board. I go to the agent and ask about it. She says I was not at the gate so she gave the JS to him. I point out that we are 20 minutes prior and she can't give it away until 15 prior as I had it reserved. Also I was in the gate areas the entire time and already checked in. She tells me too bad. I have a SIDA badge, so I start to go down the jet way to talk to the captain. Gate agent shouts at me that if I go down the jet way she will call the airport police and have me arrested. I figure fine, I'll go down a different gate and tell the captain. She sees me walking away and tells me if she sees me anywhere close to the airplane she will call the police.
I try calling JS coordinator, no response. I call CP. No response. Airplane pushes back. Now my predeployment 7 day vacation that was cut down to 2 1/2 days is now less than two days. Great. Wife is... upset.
I finally find a red coat and explain what happened. She is dumbfounded. Surely I'm exaggerating. She confronts the gate agent who pretty much corroborates what I said. Now red coat is passed. CP calls me and I explain what happened. He is really, really po'ed. He was the type of CP who would chew out pilots, but heaven help someone who messed with HIS pilots. Also did an unusual occurrence report.
Bottom line. I found out a few days later that the gate agent was fired. It was not the first time something like this happened.
Oh, a week after I finished IOE I was mobilized and was gone for 18 months. When I returned I had to go through the entire CRJ course all over again.
My only run in with an agent happened with a redcoat in ATL. Refused to let me jumpseat because the flight was payload restricted, even though the JS is not part of that. Never raise your voice during an argument you are going to win. Just called skeds who listed me must ride PS. She was infuriated that she now had to remove a revenue pax, until I pointed out that all she had to do was put me on the JS and everyone would be happy. Except her, apparently.
ungh.US Airways: Beginning October 17, 2015, the jumpseat procedure aligns with American Airlines procedure. There will be no more walk up for jumpseating. Please pre-list and have the confirmation ready for the gate agent.
sad, sad day
It's good to be king.
"You don't have to be happy with it, or even agree with it, but here is the policy (dot dot dot)"
That's a pretty bad example actually. Using the website you could book via your phone without having to talk to anyone. AA used to be call-in only, that was a PITA.Don't get me wrong, I'll do it when I can. But good example the other day going from BNA-DTW. I did not think my son or I would get on the DAL flight. One seat was left at the last second, so I sent him ahead.
SWA had a flight soon after. I called the 800 number while walking to the gate, but could not get an agent by the time I got to the gate. The SWA agents were the typical, "I'll do what I can to help even if we aren't making a dime off you" SWA agents. Told me to hang up my phone, they would take care of it.
They are boarding, there is 5+ people in line, by the time you get to the front they don't have time to deal with listing you, or the agent just walks away looking right at you and closes the door (yes that last one actually happened to me in DCA).yeah i much prefer running up to the gate and taking 10 seconds to fill out the form
Then you don't understand my example. My point is that SWA, while encouraging the use of the reservation system, will still let you walk up to the gate and, gate agent workload permitting, list for the jump seat.That's a pretty bad example actually. Using the website you could book via your phone without having to talk to anyone. AA used to be call-in only, that was a PITA.
Funniest thing I've heard so far during school was the instructor explaining to my OTS new hire how SJA worked in regards to messing up. He is straight Navy Air and was worried about not getting in trouble. We were explaining what it took to get fired. and how SJA will go to great lengths to keep a pilot. The instructor, (DGS guy,) told him, "He, (meaning me,) could literally kill me right now, and as long as he apologizes for it, all is forgiven. Lie or steal, and you're ass is gone."
They are boarding, there is 5+ people in line, by the time you get to the front they don't have time to deal with listing you, or the agent just walks away looking right at you and closes the door (yes that last one actually happened to me in DCA).
This way you can go to another gate and say "hey, I listed as a D6U (not sure what it is now), can you check me in for this flight?"
They do, and presto you're good to go. Walk over to your boarding gate and walk on...