Retired professionals to replace pilots...what a moron

RPM

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I found this letter to the editor below on a news site. What a Moron, This has to be one of the most asinine suggestions I've ever heard..... retired professional "volunteer" pilots are all that are needed...and they can be trained in a matter of hours to fly todays modern glass cockpits! HAHA! Yeah right.... and I suppose these retired professionals could learn the entire airspace system, rules, regs, IFR environment etc. in a quick 1 hour workshop also.... Not to mention, they would do it for free as a hobby!

Here is the morons suggestion:
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"A Modest Proposal

Commercial aircraft are relatively docile and easy to control. Modern glass cockpits have reduced cockpit activity to routine procedure. All activities are controlled by autopilot electronics and flight management computers. The old challenge of the “continuous control” needed to maintain course speed and altitude has been replaced by a fight against complacency, to maintain wakeful vigilance and attention to boring routine detail. Because of this the mistakes made at Lexington Blue Grass are as predictable as they are unbelievable.

At Blue Grass multiple failures must have occurred on many levels. Taxi directions are given in detail to the cockpit crew. The cockpit crew orally reads back the directions to confirm, and then orally reports to the tower when they are at the assigned runway ready for take off. The runway is identified by lighted signs with big bright red and white numbers. The runways are further identified by building sized numerals painted on the macadam just past the threshold. The heading indicator in the cockpit gives clear indication to both the pilot and co-pilot when the heading of the aircraft matches the heading of the runway, which corresponds to the runway number. No cockpit is without detailed maps of the taxiways for the subject airport. In addition to all of that, the person in the tower is (should be) looking at the airplane that he/she is clearing for takeoff. Yet look what happened at Blue Grass.

In actuality, “pilots” have gone the way of railroad firemen and flight engineers after them. They are not needed anymore. The planes almost fly themselves. What’s needed in the modern glass cockpit is a conservative mature person who can deal with the endless mindless tasks involved without becoming complacent. Not some hot shot ‘captain’ that spends his autopilot cruise time chatting it up with the flight attendants, but rather a mature professional that gives constant attention to course speed and altitude and is ever mindful of the next waypoint. One who can maintain constant vigilance, without becoming complacent. Someone who won’t get bored with the routine.

In the next few years there’s going to be a plethora of retired baby boomer professionals that will be looking for something constructive and interesting to do with their new available time. Retired professionals don’t become bored easily with mindless tasks. They are able to pay attention to routine detail for long periods and do not become complacent. They can follow procedures unquestioningly. They don’t take risks. They don’t excite easily. They don’t drink a lot and party late. Their skills and abilities are well suited to today’s glass cockpit environments. Many would be thrilled at the chance to fly commercial jet aircraft for free as volunteers! Airlines need only provide accommodations and meals while on travel. Indeed there would be enough volunteers that flight schedules would be light and unstressed.

Let’s face it. It is not that difficult to fly the big jets. Many of you reading this letter know exactly what I’m talking about. Retired professionals could be easily trained and type certified in a matter of days if not hours. The challenge of managing a glass cockpit is just not sufficient for young athletic fighter pilot types anymore. These are exactly the type of people who become bored with the routine and monotony of today’s glass cockpit environment and become complacent and therefore susceptible to the type of accident that occurred at Blue Grass. It is time to consider staffing the glass cockpits with retired professional volunteers rather than ‘career’ pilots. Pilots just aren’t needed anymore."
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Here is where I found it...
http://letters.salon.com/opinion/fea.../view/?show=ec

It is in the editors "top 4 letters in response to his article"

Check out the 3rd letter down the page "another avoidable accident"...it's just as bad, commenting on how regional pilots/planes are unsafe.
 
Right! The computer could not have helped United 232 in Sioux City - only a pilot could do it.

Wonder of Microsoft has a program for this?
 
Probably written by the guy that came by my school the other day with a log book of 3500+ hours...of Microsoft Flight Sim time...and wanted to drop off his resume for an instructors position...
 
I think it should be law that when you write an editorial, you have to have your email address included in the editorial so that people can then send you messages telling you how stupid you are.
 
So, what happens when the planes are automated to the point where you just point and click and you get the blue screen of death or the "fatal exception" error? Is Joe Middleage gonna call tech support at 30K feet? Jesus, the stupidity and lack of knowledge some people have astounds me.


Wait....wait. No it doesn't.
 
I'd never fly commercially again. I don't think too many other people would either. So long airline indutry.
I emailed salon.com and basically let them know they are dipwads for actually posting that.
 
Probably written by the guy that came by my school the other day with a log book of 3500+ hours...of Microsoft Flight Sim time...and wanted to drop off his resume for an instructors position...

Are you serious? I wish someone gave me a resume like that, I would have so much fun with that.
 
guys guys, salon.com is second only to askmen.com in the quality of content.

i wouldn't lose sleep over it.

and remember, think of the most bland, boring, dull, average person you know.... then remember... 50% of the world is stupider than that.
 
Right! The computer could not have helped United 232 in Sioux City - only a pilot could do it.

Wonder of Microsoft has a program for this?

CRM saved the day and a pilot on top of his game is an awe-inspiring thing. However, a computer can do it and is doing it.

"NASA researchers have completed a milestone series of evaluation flights for a revolutionary flight control system that could enable future aircraft suffering major system failures or combat damage to be flown to a safe, controlled landing.
The Intelligent Flight Control System (IFCS) research, aboard a highly-modified NASA F-15B aircraft, focuses on development of “self-learning” neural network software for aircraft flight control computers. In its final form, the software would compare data from how the aircraft and its systems are operating with a database of how it would normally operate, and automatically adjust the flight controls to compensate for any damaged or inoperative control surfaces or systems."

Computers act as the interface between the pilot and the control surfaces.
Further exploiting of this relationship is an important technology in the era of airliner bomb and missile threats.
 
So, what happens when the planes are automated to the point where you just point and click and you get the blue screen of death or the "fatal exception" error? Is Joe Middleage gonna call tech support at 30K feet? Jesus, the stupidity and lack of knowledge some people have astounds me.


Wait....wait. No it doesn't.


Hey! I'm a retired professional! I ain't comin' to work if that thang ain't gonna go when I hit the 'go' button dagummit!
 
Probably written by the guy that came by my school the other day with a log book of 3500+ hours...of Microsoft Flight Sim time...and wanted to drop off his resume for an instructors position...

Excuse my ignorance, but that didn't really happen did it?
 
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