"Pilots have girlfriends in every city they go to."

Oh, isn't that cute, you think you're getting it for free. ;)
A date or two (or hell, a couple drinks) is waaaaay cheaper than a hooker, and nobody says you'll always end up dating the girl afterward. Plus, she'll be into it, rather than it being a job with a client.

No comparison, but then again, I never have felt the need to hire a hooker. :)
 
A date or two (or hell, a couple drinks) is waaaaay cheaper than a hooker, and nobody says you'll always end up dating the girl afterward. Plus, she'll be into it, rather than it being a job with a client.

No comparison, but then again, I never have felt the need to hire a hooker. :)

First. I'm never taking you up on the offer for a drink.

Secondly and mostly important, I'm flattered by I'm completely straight. And married. :)
 
A date or two (or hell, a couple drinks) is waaaaay cheaper than a hooker, and nobody says you'll always end up dating the girl afterward.

Trust me, it's not as expensive as you think. The cost is pretty comparable over the short term, and it's a hell of a lot cheaper over the long term.

Plus, she'll be into it, rather than it being a job with a client.

Oh, they're into it. Nymphos aren't just a male fantasy.
 
If you have to do a cost benefit analysis about getting your willy wet, you're doing it wrong.
You can't put price on things like freedom; that is, freedom to wake up and do whatever you want to do without compromise on a honey-do list, from crazy stalkers or even worse an unwanted/unplanned child support.

Everything comes with a price, even a home cooked meal.
 
Charlie Sheen: $30,000 a night for hookers.

Paul McCartney: $48,600,000 for a 2 year marriage.

The choice is yours.

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You just have to do "dating" right. Lunch dates? Coffee? Nobody gets laid at lunch or coffee. Dinner and a movie? Do that three times and you're racking up the prices you'd pay for professional help. Meet for drinks at night and good things will happen for cheaper than professional help most of the time. If you don't get 'it' by the third date, you probably never will and if/when you do finally get 'it', you will have already spent a fortune and it's probably pretty boring in the first place.
 
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