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tonyw
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There I am, talking to an attractive woman at one of the bars at the Paris. No big deal, except she bought me a drink, and she's drinking milk. @MikeD apparently says to everyone "why is Tony talking to the hooker" and I'm the naive one who didn't realize I was the mark for a pro.
Probably; I haven't kept up with South Park
kellwolf
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tonyw
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I can vouch for this story.
Too bad Anchorman wasn't out yet. Because if she's drinking milk, she's a bad choice.
What's the saying? The three F's? If it Flies, Floats, or F's.......rent, don't buy?
The SAM site had you locked up and was just waiting to fire. I didn't want to see you targeted.
Take the weight off, hit the gym, keep it spicy for the wife bro! Wives like eye candy too!
Remember, when you're sitting playing Xbox on the road, Jake McHotstuff, the gardener, is sculpted, sweaty and doing the landscape in your neighbors front yard and all the bored mommies are watching, secret squirrel, through the blinds from their kitchen windows.
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tonyw
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The SAM site had you locked up and was just waiting to fire. I didn't want to see you targeted.
When she asked for a credit card I'd have figured it out real quick. Ha ha ha.
Luigi
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I believe that is mostly a cash business, then again I have no experience in the matter. Hey @ATN_Pilot am I right?
Reports say they're starting an "Uber-style" service for that.
SlumTodd_Millionaire
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Luigi said:
The high end girls take plastic, but you'd be crazy to do it. It becomes interstate commerce at that point, and a whole bunch of federal laws come into play if an aggressive prosecutor wants to make a name for himself.
Um, I mean, I have no idea. Why would you ask me?
Old Dominion Flyer
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ATN_Pilot said:
Interstate commerce legalities as they apply to horizontal refreshment? This guy really DOES know it all!
Where do you swipe it?The high end girls take plastic, but you'd be crazy to do it. It becomes interstate commerce at that point, and a whole bunch of federal laws come into play if an aggressive prosecutor wants to make a name for himself.
Um, I mean, I have no idea. Why would you ask me?
milleR
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The thrill of the chaseIt's actually way more fun to get it for free, but that's just me.
Cherokee_Cruiser
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It's actually way more fun to get it for free, but that's just me.
It's never free.
SlumTodd_Millionaire
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It's actually way more fun to get it for free, but that's just me.
Oh, isn't that cute, you think you're getting it for free.
I don't remember the last time I had to discuss a dollar amount after I rolled over in bed in the morningOh, isn't that cute, you think you're getting it for free.