Pilot Problems

[mastermags]

Damn man, I get in this afternoon and leave tomorrow evening.

I get in tonight and leave tommorow afternoon. Where do you stay?

 

[DPApilot]

I get in tonight and leave tommorow afternoon. Where do you stay?

Just shot you a text if your number is the same.

 

[skypilot6]

Pfft. Small timer.


All three. Rare.

Mooooo

 

[fisher37]

Getting hit in the head three different times by backpacks while people are boarding a 737 I'm deadheading on.

 

[Cal Goat]

Getting hit in the head three different times by backpacks while people are boarding a 737 I'm deadheading on.

Shoot... At least you got an aisle seat. I ended up in a middle seat on a company deadhead from IAH to SFO.

 

[smt6]

Funnel or gatorade bottle. No lav FTL

 

[tonyw]

Chicken or beef

Just be sure you don't eat fish.

 

[desertdog71]

Funnel or gatorade bottle. No lav FTL

Trucker problems

 

[fholbert]

1- waking up to pee in the middle of the night and almost walking into the wall bc you cant remember which hotel or city youre in.

Not uncommon for people confused in the night to walk into the hall wearing their underwear or less. Before they realize what they did the door closes and locks behind them.

 

[DE727UPS]

Click here for more? I think not...

 

[gulfstreampiper]

Having a George Costanza wallet because of all your rewards membership cards

 

[Markf64]

Not uncommon for people confused in the night to walk into the hall wearing their underwear or less. Before they realize what they did the door closes and locks behind them.

How did you get security footage from last year's Network JC in vegas?

 

[mikecweb]

Having a George Costanza wallet because of all your rewards membership cards

I never understood this one. Why not just put the numbers in your phone?

 

[fholbert]

How did you get security footage from last year's Network JC in vegas?

Hunter didn't want me to post his pictures but what the heck.

 

[Jmcneill]

Having to buy another pair of mirrored aviator glasses because you left your last pair in the cockpit and you dont quite feel right walking through the terminal without a pair hanging from the epaulets on your shirt.

 

[BEEF SUPREME]

All of my pilot problems have now been solved:

 

[z987k]

All of my pilot problems have now been solved:

Where does one procure such a device?

 

[RRPower]

Sore arms from swinging the stick I use to beat the women off of me when they hear I'm a pilot.

Bhahahahahaha!!!!

 

[SeanD]

Tipping the catering folks $1 to sneak you a snack pack.

 

[gotWXdagain]

3. Training contracts worth the value and term of your second home mortgage to upgrade from SIC to PIC of the crappy twin piston you're flying.
3(a). You paid to be the SIC.