TARMAC!!!
Problem with this one is that in my experience the guys usually saying "Anyone in the pattern please advise" are almost allways the guys that are not looking out the window. They are the guys that cut you off on final, pull out in front of you on the runway when you are landing, dropping into the pattern from above in their Bonanza's, snaking your position at the bars and yelling at you for doing ballerina spins as they burn you on to the runway. I have been flying way to long out of an uncontrolled field and the reason why this phrase is so irritating to people is for the simple reason that you cannot expect everyone to transmit at once "here I am!". Do you expect everyone in the pattern (an average of 4 at anyone time where I fly out of) to somehow, in an orderly fashion, transmit their position. That is completely unrealistic. I fly a Cessna 421 into this airport fairly often and while not quite as fast as a jet, it is never a problem to get the big picture of the traffic pattern by using my windows and slowing down. It should not matter even if no else in the pattern has a radio, after all they are not required. They do help but all to often pilots rely on their radio way to much and just assume (ass u me) that everyone else has one, is using it and has the switch on and volume up. The primary method for traffic avoidance should me see and avoid. I cant tell you how many times I have had the guy saying the above and just barreling onto the runway whithout even looking and then yelling at the guy he just cut off on final about not making a call turning final. This is unbelievable! but it happens way to often.The thing I hate about guys with "pet peeves" about phraseology is they have a certain thing that gets their goat but they make mistakes all the time as well. If I'm EVER corrected in the cockpit that person better speak as if there were reading from the 7110.65. Yeah it may be annoying to you but try flying into an uncontrolled airport you've never been to in a jet and you see TCAS targets but no one is talking. I don't care if it is or isn't in the AIM I'm going to ask in one form or fashion if there is any traffic. That might chap your ass if you've been in the pattern bombing around in a 172 for the past hour but I don't want to rely on sugar pop making his "left final" call I want the big picture on where the traffic is so I can plan accordingly. Relying on the AIM to dictate how you fly is ridiculous. It's a guide and it's a great resource but some people think that if it's not in the AIM you can't do it.
Can I say "howdy" when I "check on"?
Let me get my popcorn real quick before I get back "with you".
It seems that the people who get worked up are mostly low time pilots with something to prove, while the professionals do not care as much. Strange.
Over the radio correction is nuts, but using the correct phraseology is important, particularly if you ever fly outside the U.S.
The first priority is to sound cool, if you sound like a chump, you are a chump.
Bingo !!
I'll second and third this comment. The Americans who come to Emirates have very poor radio discipline in general. Why do I have to teach 4, 5, and 6 thousand hour pilots how to make a proper position report :banghead:.
I will also add the the most experienced pilots on this thread are advocating PROPER use of the radio. American pilot phraseology is a, on average, pathetic and very unprofessional. It is sad that a pilot from a developing world nation often sounds better on the radio, through their broken english, than a U.S. pilot does in the International environment.
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Even though I have been somewhat sarcastic in this thread, I agree with your assessment 100%. When communicating in environments outside the normal US style environment, any non-standard phraseology ties up bandwidth since the controllers are trained a certain way. If they don't hear it that way, you're going to repeat it until you get it correct. Even HF (we don't have CPDLC - yea us!) with US radio operators is sketchy if you don't speak correctly.
I will also add the the most experienced pilots on this thread are advocating PROPER use of the radio. American pilot phraseology is a, on average, pathetic and very unprofessional. It is sad that a pilot from a developing world nation often sounds better on the radio, through their broken english, than a U.S. pilot does in the International environment.
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If the world's aviation language was German, I would guess the transmissions in the US would be very proper and professional and in Germany it would be full of slang.
Bingo !!
I'll second and third this comment. The Americans who come to Emirates have very poor radio discipline in general. Why do I have to teach 4, 5, and 6 thousand hour pilots how to make a proper position report :banghead:.
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