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Mashin' dem buttons
I heard Shirley Q Liquor on 123.45 today. What an unprofessional twit that one is.
My pet peeve exactly. I try to be as short, to the point and by the book as possible. My favorite is when the weekend warriors come blasting throught the ABQ class C with transmissions like this:
"Uhhhhhhh ABQ approach control, Bonanza ninah ninah six suggah pop is over some little airport east of you with lots of gliders flying around it (Moriarty...) and uhhhh we'll be passin through your space on our way to St. Johns for some lunch looking for a beacon code uhhhh over (holds mic for another 10 seconds)"
-True story and a TX accent to go with it.
This guy proceeds to turn every light on his tug on, then flash it a couple of times, "angry big rig" style, as if to tell me to turn off my taxi light. I road raged him right back with all 3 landing lights and he backed off.
It's not a pilot's job to get on the radio and hog airtime telling another pilot, who in this case probably has a decade or two of flying experience, that "six and a half" is not the proper way to say 6,500', even if it only takes a second.
I was taxiing yesterday at a busy airport with a planeload of people, visibility was about 1 SM so of course I had my taxi light on while taxiing *gasp*. Well, we come face to face with a "supertug" who is instructed to give way to us before we make a turn, but in the mean time we are taxiing head on for about 30 seconds. This guy proceeds to turn every light on his tug on, then flash it a couple of times, "angry big rig" style, as if to tell me to turn off my taxi light. I road raged him right back with all 3 landing lights and he backed off. Seriously...at night, okay, I would turn them off, but during the day is it really that hard not to be blinded by a taxi light?
OK, I'll put on my "Devil's Advocate" hat...
Are you saying that because he's been doing it for 10-20 years means it's ok? It simply means that he's been doing it incorrectly for all that time. Doesn't change the fact that his phraseology is bad.
LOLOLOL
May I ask what kind of airplane you fly?
"Any traffic in the area please advise"
I bet he even said "Kilo" before the airport code.Good thing he did not add a "with you" in that transmission.
OK, I'll put on my "Devil's Advocate" hat...
Are you saying that because he's been doing it for 10-20 years means it's ok? It simply means that he's been doing it incorrectly for all that time. Doesn't change the fact that his phraseology is bad.
Wasn't me, so some guy at WN with a 737 type rating he paid for is in troubleI just sent a 5 page letter to the FSDO. Youurree in trouubble!!!
What can I say? not a good practice - sure. Tell a student not to say it? Absolutely. Frequency is jammed up --- yeah, I do it too.
Then again, while it isn't worth your breath complaining about it on frequency - it isn't worth my time typing either. My Bad.
Good thing he didn't say something REALLY retarded like, "Lookin' for traffic" or, "Any traffic in the area please advise". Man, no telling what would have been said then!
I figure if it's really wrong, the controller will make the correction. Not my place........
What's wrong with saying looking for traffic? I say the reccomended "negative contact" , but I don't see anthing wrong with saying looking for traffic. Now Any traffic in the area please advise, I hate.
As Midlife, myself, and others have said; it's bad to use wrong phraseology yes, but WORSE to garbage up the airtime correcting it. Its also out of line.......it's NOT YOUR frequency, it belongs to the controlling agency. If THAT controller wants to correct him, then that's HIS choice.
It's just as annoying as in my mil days when I'd get some idiot checking in on the frequency I'm working, then attempt to authenticate me with a codeword. It's MY net, I do the authentications of whoever comes on MY freq, NOT the other way around. And the same thing applies elsewhere.
There's your answers.
Not improper phraseology, but this wastes a ton of air time with ATC and annoys the crap out of me. There is a really timid sound pilot always flying at SQL and other Bay Area airports who starts(and usually ends) every call with huge pauses. Sometimes he even pauses between words. He sounds so unsure of himself it scares the crap out of me, but seeing as he's usually in 182s and stuff I doubt he's a student.
Tool: ".....................................Tower Cessna 123 3 mile final........."
ATC: "Cessna 123 cleared to land 30 number 1"
Tool: ".............Cleared to land....................30..................Cessna 123...."
ATC: "Cessna 123 where will you be parking today?"
Tool: "....................transient..........Cessna 123."
Seriously, whenever I'm flying around here and for a few seconds all I hear on ATC is an ambient cockpit sound, I know he's going to talk.
I swear if I ever happen to hear him talking on the phone in the mall or something and recognize his voice, I'm going to slap him.