Passenger drops a deuce in the jetway

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Troy said:
There are two sides to every story. It was just an accidental shart that rolled its way down some trousers worn commando style.
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Thanks for not judging me:D j/k

On a related note there is a homeless guy in downtown ATL that will strain and shake one out of his pants when you get to close walking by. I'm serious!!
 
WacoFan said:
And why don't we teach kids Civics anymore? Because of liberals. Sure...they will know all about Gay History and they will have self esteem...but they will never know the beauty of Thomas Jefferson's words in the Constitution of Independence that Gives people the unalienable (as in, can't be taken by aliens...legal or otherwise) right to pursue the second Amendment of having a gun and talks about a government "of the people, by the people, and for the people".

I feel lucky that they still taught Civics in my day.
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ChasenSFO said:
I THINK this happened in one of our jetways once. No one could be sure if it was from a human or a dog though. I didn't see a dog come off or onto any of my flights, but who knows. One of life's unsolved mysteries.
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Maybe someone planted sausage seeds.
 
An odd, artistic expression of a reflection of the traveler's experience in modern airline travel?
 
etflies said:
An odd, artistic expression of a reflection of the traveler's experience in modern airline travel?
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You know what's scary? I was going to say something like this too...How does someone beat me to this? ...And literally by minutes...I'm gonna go sit in the tub with a tinfoil hat on...
 
WacoFan said:
Oh sure...as if any of you haven't started to just take a quick pee on a crowded jetway only to have it turn into a full-on, 90mph growler. I don't know about you guys, but I'm not casting the first stone.
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Heh. Aren't you the one who told the story about walking into your hotel room and catching the maid dropping a deuce and smoking a butt on in your bathroom?
 
killbilly said:
Heh. Aren't you the one who told the story about walking into your hotel room and catching the maid dropping a deuce and smoking a butt on in your bathroom?
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Yeah - nice hotel too - the Omni on Michigan Ave. I was attending a meeting at the place, went up to my room to grab some stuff and there she sat, sitting on the can pinching a loaf, newspaper in hand and a short hanging out of her mouth. She was surprised at my presence.
 
WacoFan said:
Yeah - nice hotel too - the Omni on Michigan Ave. I was attending a meeting at the place, went up to my room to grab some stuff and there she sat, sitting on the can pinching a loaf, newspaper in hand and a short hanging out of her mouth. She was surprised at my presence.
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Wow sounds like the start to your perfect movie. Im surprised that is all we heard of the story.
 
fly22 said:
Wow sounds like the start to your perfect movie. Im surprised that is all we heard of the story.
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Yeah...she wasn't exactly Natalie Portman or Marisa Tomei or Diane Lane though. More like a latino Nell Carter really, but not as hot. She absolutely ruined the bathroom - I opened the windows in the room even. It was a surprise for sure.
 
WacoFan said:
Yeah...she wasn't exactly Natalie Portman or Marisa Tomei or Diane Lane though. More like a latino Nell Carter really, but not as hot. She absolutely ruined the bathroom - I opened the windows in the room even. It was a surprise for sure.
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Wow impressive if she ruined the room even over the stench of the short!

Aye yaa yaeee no me mires Jaime, hombre cochino pervertido.
 
TFaudree_ERAU said:
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It wasn't me! haha I hung around the B and E terminals. I wouldn't be surprised if a passenger did it out of anger towards US Airways. It was a real cluster there that night due to weather and a lot of angry passengers wondering around who missed their flights. It was some of the best people watching that I've done in a long time! :)
 
fly22 said:
Wow impressive if she ruined the room even over the stench of the short!

Aye yaa yaeee no me mires Jaime, hombre cochino pervertido.
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We never exchanged words at all. The only sound I heard, after I moved out of eyesight of her, was one long, loud and lingering fart. I guess she figured she was already caught - may as well complete the job. That's one of the big reasons I didn't tell on her to management - I admired her sense of resignation. Plus, I put myself in her shoes and couldn't imagine going home to my family and having to explain "Yeah...I got fired because I had to take a massive dump".
 
My wife just asked me what I was laughing at.

We're just a bunch of boys on here. Boys will be boys and room service will be..... girls who pump and dump.
 
WacoFan said:
We never exchanged words at all. The only sound I heard, after I moved out of eyesight of her, was one long, loud and lingering fart. I guess she figured she was already caught - may as well complete the job. That's one of the big reasons I didn't tell on her to management - I admired her sense of resignation. Plus, I put myself in her shoes and couldn't imagine going home to my family and having to explain "Yeah...I got fired because I had to take a massive dump".
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In my opinion, it's the equivalent of a pilot having to run back to the lav. When you have to go, you have to go. Plus I wouldn't want the maid to forget to put the mint on my pillow because of the discomfort she was suffering from needing to have a bowel movement!
 
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