Passenger drops a deuce in the jetway

[etflies]

You know what's scary? I was going to say something like this too...How does someone beat me to this? ...And literally by minutes...I'm gonna go sit in the tub with a tinfoil hat on...

All your thoughts are belong to me!

 

[GlenA]

OH Im sure she will put a mint on there alright.

She probably crushed and sprinkled mints into the air conditioner after that.... this is an awesome story!

 

[ATC RET 2003]

This thread is full of WIN!!! I mean FULL of it! Just what I needed to get me going before a 4 day trip

I'm just the opposite. I don't think I'll make it to the weekend. I'm feeling kind of... well... pooped.

 

[bretthullrampage]

Has anyone read the "Diarrhea in a Freighter" thread on FlightInfo? Its 50 pages of pure hilarity.

 

[brent p h]

Yeah - nice hotel too - the Omni on Michigan Ave. I was attending a meeting at the place, went up to my room to grab some stuff and there she sat, sitting on the can pinching a loaf, newspaper in hand and a short hanging out of her mouth. She was surprised at my presence.

CLASSIC!! LOL!!

 

[ljg]

There must be a direct correlation with how nice your hotel room is and how many maids, bellhops, room service people, etc. take advantage of it and crape diem.

 

[SRA_kbad]

Gives new meaning to the phrase, "Cactus" Ass

 

[GlenA]

There must be a direct correlation with how nice your hotel room is and how many maids, bellhops, room service people, etc. take advantage of it and crape diem.

I see what you did there.

 

[Nick]

Has anyone read the "Diarrhea in a Freighter" thread on FlightInfo? Its 50 pages of pure hilarity.

Yes -- definitely worth reading once.

As is that Great Lakes Denver crew report for holding off on takeoff for the captain to dump some fuel.

 

[bretthullrampage]

Yes -- definitely worth reading once.

As is that Great Lakes Denver crew report for holding off on takeoff for the captain to dump some fuel.

Its a classic and should be required reading

 

[fly22]

Forever a classic!

 

[pullup]

Its a classic and should be required reading

Hahahahaha Hahahahaha

 

[ProudPilot]

There's a youtube clip of this somewhere. Classic, absolutely classic!

 

[Hernandezcfi]

Its a classic and should be required reading

I bet that report made it all the way to the CEO's desk and left a trail of laughs that would make the great Richard Pryor wish he had thought of it.

 

[Minuteman]

 

[Roger, Roger]

For those wondering, I didn't pick this up in the news... Got it from a Facebook post by an old college friend who is now flying for an Airways subcontractor. Apparently it was one of his pax while they were de-boarding.

 

[fholbert]

Apparently it was one of his pax while they were de-boarding.

De-boarding takes on a new meaning.

 

[queeno]

OH YEA the famous Tyler Wojo, i giggle every time i think of that one

 

[bretthullrampage]

OH YEA the famous Tyler Wojo, i giggle every time i think of that one

What is that a reference to?

 

[falconvalley]

Best Pee/Poop/Constitution thread ever!! :laff: