Orlando Hot Pursuitcase

[EDUC8-or]

VIDEO: Drunken woman on motorized suitcase leads police chase through Orlando airport, officials say

An intoxicated passenger who was barred from boarding an airplane at OIA rode away from the gate on a motorized suitcase as a police officer on a bicycle followed behind her, court records and newly released video shows.

www.clickorlando.com

 

[BobDDuck]

Please tell me you came up with that pun?

 

[Oxman]

Florida never fails to come up with something new.

 

[zmiller4]

Florida never fails to come up with something new.

Everyone bags on Florida (rightfully so) but I suspect that we in Texas do an equal amount of stupid crap…there’s just more space and fewer cameras.

Also this is the thread title of the decade on JC.

 

[Oxman]

Everyone bags on Florida (rightfully so) but I suspect that we in Texas an equal amount of stupid crap…there’s just more space and fewer cameras.

Also this is the thread title of the decade on JC.

 

[Minuteman]

That thing retails for $1,500

“[The gimmickbag's] battery has a rating of 93.6 watt hours. As per Federal Aviation Administration (FAA)
guidelines, passengers may carry all consumer-sized lithium style batteries up to 100 watt hours in their carry-on
luggage.” (This is the large-end of handheld cordless tool batteries.)

“In the event on-board capacity is full or certain carriers have additional carry-on restrictions, some airlines
recently announced that travelers using SMART luggage [sic] would need to remove batteries prior to checking bags
in a plane's cargo hold.”

Thinking about Russell Crowe throwing one of his tantrums about an airline prohibiting his kids' hoverboards from being brought on (which were typically 150-200 Wh).

 

[Cherokee_Cruiser]

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Sorry



Meme not complete without Arizona

 

[Beefy McGee]

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Three of the most populous states, if not the three most populous. Not really a surprise by simple statistical likelihood.

 

[EDUC8-or]

Please tell me you came up with that pun?

Yes indeed.

 

[BobDDuck]

Yes indeed.

I'm suit-ably impressed.

 

[ASpilot2be]

I'm suit-ably impressed.

Best pun ever. Case closed.

 

[Skåning]

You guys have a lot of baggage

 

[Beep]

You guys have a lot of baggage

somebody needs to get a handle on this.

 

[Minuteman]

Pursuitcase is a real portmanteau.

(I know, I know, nobody calls them that anymore. Shutup with your dumb pun game. I hate everyone!)

 

[ASpilot2be]

I hate everyone!

We know.

 

[Oxman]

Maybe the suitcase was one of these...

 

[EDUC8-or]

Pursuitcase is a real portmanteau.

(I know, I know, nobody calls them that anymore. Shutup with your dumb pun game. I hate everyone!)

I'm impressed with the amount of dad humor in this thread. I'd bust out my dad jeans to celebrate, but they were confiscated by my wife and donated to Goodwill. Then she bought me some skinny-ish jeans. They're not full on hipster-skinny but I have to take my phone out of my pocket to tie my shoes, which is too skinny for my liking.

 

[Roger Roger]

I'm impressed with the amount of dad humor in this thread. I'd bust out my dad jeans to celebrate, but they were confiscated by my wife and donated to Goodwill. Then she bought me some skinny-ish jeans. They're not full on hipster-skinny but I have to take my phone out of my pocket to tie my shoes, which is too skinny for my liking.

Lololol it’s like the opposite of that bobs burgers episode where Linda takes Bob pants shopping