thepedroid
Well-Known Member
Don't forget about your standard issue state penitentiary toothbrush shank.
The security at Six Flags is better. They searched my bag and threw out my sharpies![]()
You're not allowed to take a Sharpie into Six Flags!?
Not into the one in New England at least. Apparently they're afraid you're going to vandalize everything. They didn't catch the sharpie mini on my keys though![]()
Uhh, what in the world do you need with a Sharpie at an amusement park?
Nah, they don't scare me.
If you follow your procedures correctly -- At worst they won't get access.
At best, dumbshizzle trying to prove a point will get riddled with a few magazines of hot lead.
Word has it one of my buddies took his roomates bag right before a trip, it wasn't until after he came back that he found a bag of pot in it.
They didn't improve the security of the 1900 cockpit door? Probably time to talk to your congressman!
They didn't improve the security of the 1900 cockpit door? Probably time to talk to your congressman!
I had the boot knife and the ponyard. They're pretty cool, you can sharpen them with sandpaper! When I was living in my apartment, one was stored in a cereal box, and I forget where the other was stored...they are both gone now though![]()
Paranoid much??
You can make ANYTHING a lethal weapon (ball point pens, coat hangers, canes, your own hands), which defeats the point of having power-tripping, poorly-trained, and inarticulate idiots "protecting America.
Have you talked with anyone about this fascination you have with Jack Bauer?The TSA will probably send out a bulletin on nylon knives, which will only add to the organization's 90% failure rate and make all of its "Captain Americas" compare themselves even more to Jack Bauer.
Uhh, what in the world do you need with a Sharpie at an amusement park?
Have you ever heard of Nylon polymer?
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I always keep a few in my bag and the only reason I had my bag was because we were planning on going to the water park as well as the normal one. And the reason I keep one on my keys is because I have a terrible memory and end up writing notes a lot. And it saves time when I need a sharpie at work because I don't have to go searching for one.
I don't color my nails with sharpies, don't even paint my fingernails. I do draw on my jeans but you would never know it if I didn't tell you. And I've actually switched to pen for that because the sharpies dry out too quickly when you use them on fabric.
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Great movie. I don't care what anyone says.
More than happy to hit the mat with you, so you can see what this 51 year old retired power-tripping, poorly-trained, and inarticulate idiot can do.![]()