Need a girlfriend?

[jskibo]

Nah, any woman whose father cares this much about her has way too much self-esteem for me.

I swear, if I ever get single again, I'm going to plow through Applebee's waitresses like they were Pringles.

So the Gulley life?


*once you collect 32 you'll have a full set of teeth.........

 

[jskibo]

Sure beats the other services, eh @jskibo ?

You got that right shipmate.

 

[Blackhawk]

Why do I think your daughter would be horrified if she knew you posted this?

No doubt I would face her fury.

 

[Blackhawk]

On the road again. Only issue now is housing as the freshman dorms are full. After a few beers I've got the perfect plan.
I always wanted to get my masters. Baby girl and I can room together. We can be study buddies, go to parties together, hang out... perfect. She'll love it.

 

[pullup]

I swear, if I ever get single again, I'm going to plow through Applebee's waitresses like they were Pringles.

This is simply brilliant, I applaud your spandex covered glutes.