Your ignorance is astounding.
When ATC gives you an instruction you are expected to comply as soon as safely able... Don't feed me about 1500 feet being safe. Many large airports order pilots to turn immediately on take off for succeeding departures... And those pilots initiate the turn within 100-200 feet AGL and I'm talking Q400s and the like... Toronto Pearson is a great example of this, and I'm sure many airports in the states.
If the pilots was instructed to turn on departure and knew they would not be able to safely do that until Xx altitude then they are REQUIRED to inform ATC before accepting/reading back the clearance.
Oh and another thing, I dont appreciate the attitude that we controllers just sit around sipping coffee and not caring. I can damn sure assure you that controller has had the crappiest time since this incident, they include nightmares, no sleeping, being "that guy" at work even if it isn't his fault.
You're correct that if we make a yard sale somewhere we don't die directly as a result... However we do have to try to live with ourselves forever with that horrible guilt.
Have some respect, considering how many movements a controller has in their career mistakes will eventually happen, unless it was negligent your tone of "text" is uncalled for.