Man wakes up on United jet, locked in and alone

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He says he woke up and tried to open the door, but it was locked

Really?

Why didn't he open an overwing exit.? Its not like the instructions on how to do so isn't in every seat back pocket or anything like that....

Assuming he was paying attention to the brief. Or at worst, has ever looked in any seat back pocket on any airliner ever flown on.

Moron.
 
You can't lock the MCD.

But opening it can take some strength, and if it's fully closed, I can see somebody thinking that the thing isn't going to budge.
 
But opening it can take some strength, and if it's fully closed, I can see somebody thinking that the thing isn't going to budge.

A full grown man can't open it but this woman can?

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I can see how this could happen.. Sitting in 19C (or is it D now?) and huddled up against the window could be easy to miss someone if the FA's just doing a quick walk through.
 
Most people can open it, but you'd think you were about to break the door if you thought it was locked and didn't know that it most needed muscle.

As I said, if he'd been paying attention or had even flown before, he'd know how to get out of the airplane, and where the 50+ instruction cards telling you how to do so are located.
 
I'll bet you when he showed up at home, he had traces of body glitter. :)

You mean like when Jopie showed up drunk home to our apartment at 0100, and insisted that he go call Jenna in California to tell her he slept with some other girl? Despite our advice to not do anything drastic? Then he couldn't later understand why she was so angry with him?
 
You mean like when Jopie showed up drunk home to our apartment at 0100, and insisted that he go call Jenna in California to tell her he slept with some other girl? Despite our advice to not do anything drastic? Then he couldn't later understand why she was so angry with him?
I think we all have "that" friend.
 
You mean like when Jopie showed up drunk home to our apartment at 0100, and insisted that he go call Jenna in California to tell her he slept with some other girl? Despite our advice to not do anything drastic? Then he couldn't later understand why she was so angry with him?

"Umm, of course she's mad, dumb ass. And I'm not making you a (expletive deleted) hamburger either"
 
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