Re: Ladies and gentlemen, the world\'s most retarded man...
Well, I heard another one like that. Someone was bitching about a landing on a commercial flight I took. Anyway, there was a nasty crosswind and they put the plane down with a textbook crossind landing -- or so I think, since I don't really know what the crosswind landing technique is for transport category aircraft.
I heard this guy who probably wouldn't be able to fly a kite say, man, that was a horrible landing. I wanted to turn around and say, well, actually, that was a textbook crosswind landing, but I decided it wasn't worth it.