Ladies and Gentlemen...an announement:,,

Krystal said:
thanks. :) Im having the time of my life! I hadnt thought about what -I- wanted in so long... I bought the furniture I always wanted, I put on 10 lbs because I was actually allowed to EAT something besides steamed vegetables and poached chicken, Ive been going to movies, to wineries, to local events, reconnected with friends I wasnt allowed to spend any time with. Its been a blast. Im finally getting to work on the small business that Ive been trying to cultivate on the side, and Ive started flight lessons again (for the...third...time. Keep your fingers crossed!) I can spend my free time tickle torturing my kids, cooking for them, watching movies with them, baking in the easy bake oven with them (Admit it, those things are badarse!) instead of wasting so much energy trying to be perfect for someone who always made it very obvious that I would never be good enough for him. For the first time in my adult life, I am Krystal.... not "so-and-so's wife."

Now pardon me, Im going to drink cheap beer and watch Family Guy!
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Krystal,
You remind me of the George Straight song, "She Let Herself Go".
I'm happy for you and, especially for your attitude! Good luck to you...........
 
JEP said:
And I like to go with.... "Don't dip you pen in the company ink...." Comes off a little better than poopin and eatin.... :D
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Yeah...dating shouldn't have anything to do with pooping. And if it does, that's probably why the relationship didn't go particularly well.
 
Derg said:
But someone in another thread mentioned it was one of the benefits. OOOOOOOH THE UNIFORMS :sarcasm: :) :) :)
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That reminds me of the old joke. What's 12" long, black, and hangs in front of a butt hole?

A pilot's tie.
 
Krystal said:
.......after 6 months of nagging, begging, threatening, etc.... the ARSEHOLE finally signed the papers!
Free at last, free at last! Good Goddess almighty, Free at LAST!

Party at my house next friday!
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Call me old-fashioned, but having a party to celebrate your children losing their family and home doesn't seem to be the most appropriate use of your time.
 
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Dont worry about it Doug. O & M must just have a perfect life in a perfect world where husbands dont cheat on their wives with high school girls. Either that or he IS the kind of person who cheats on his wife with a high school girl and feels the need to try to make others feel bad to mask his own guilt. O&M, do you know my husband by any chance?
 
Krystal said:
Dont worry about it Doug. O & M must just have a perfect life in a perfect world where husbands dont cheat on their wives with high school girls. Either that or he IS the kind of person who cheats on his wife with a high school girl and feels the need to try to make others feel bad to mask his own guilt. O&M, do you know my husband by any chance?
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Was she 18 at least?
 
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