Don't poop where you eat.
And I like to go with.... "Don't dip you pen in the company ink...." Comes off a little better than poopin and eatin....

Don't poop where you eat.
Dis is true.Meh, they're over-rated really. Expensive (relatively speaking) and bottom-of-the-barrel priority.
Friends don't let friends (or family they love) ride a buddy pass. They're much better off searching around and finding a good price on a revenue ticket.
damnFriends don't let friends ride a buddy.
damn
So hey, it's almost party time. Mind if I bring ten or twenty of my best-behaved friends?
Creative post-quote-editing WIN![]()
-curtsey-Bumble, I bow to you.
...Hmmm...surrounded by straight, drunk single guys?..... be here at 8! Bonus points if you wear your hats!
So hey, it's almost party time. Mind if I bring ten or twenty of my best-behaved friends?
thanks.Good luck in you future endeavors
Now pardon me, Im going to drink cheap beer and watch Family Guy!
thanks.Im having the time of my life! I hadnt thought about what -I- wanted in so long... I bought the furniture I always wanted, I put on 10 lbs because I was actually allowed to EAT something besides steamed vegetables and poached chicken, Ive been going to movies, to wineries, to local events, reconnected with friends I wasnt allowed to spend any time with. Its been a blast. Im finally getting to work on the small business that Ive been trying to cultivate on the side, and Ive started flight lessons again (for the...third...time. Keep your fingers crossed!) I can spend my free time tickle torturing my kids, cooking for them, watching movies with them, baking in the easy bake oven with them (Admit it, those things are badarse!) instead of wasting so much energy trying to be perfect for someone who always made it very obvious that I would never be good enough for him. For the first time in my adult life, I am Krystal.... not "so-and-so's wife."
Now pardon me, Im going to drink cheap beer and watch Family Guy!
Good for you! Is it wrong that part of me hopes that the guy in question is a member of this forum and has to read this?
Enjoy the beer, the wine, and the 10lbs!