My word, how charmingly original! Both the little jump-through-the-hoop games and the deeply examined philosophy so eloquently expressed in the last line! I'm suddenly all abashed by my Philistine reflection from the mudhole.
Not to over-generalize. In the words of the great Justice Holmes, "No generalization was ever worth a damn, including this one," but... beat cops, grade school teachers, and HR wonks: Same vacuously officious mentality, different venues; Thank god only one group gets guns.
Hire bright-as-a-penny if you wish. I'll hire bright. Keep in mind your competition doesn't even have to be good; just better than you. Most of the best, most imaginative and productive folks I've hired have been the ones who were actually smart rather than well-schooled, actually capable rather than capable of management paint-by-the-numbers games, and actually loyal rather than Machiavellian mantra-mouthers. Only one of 'em really looked good in a suit, but he typically reeked of garlic. Of course my philosophy has always been, "If it ain't broke, break it... you might learn something." Katas are lovely, but they don't win fights.
I'm certainly not advocating being late, but I'll take an honest, self-reflective guy like the OP any day over a sycophantic simulacrum of success who happens not to live on the other side of a traffic jam.
Mark Twain once said, "Never let your schooling interfere with your education." Pardon my bastardization, but "Never let some HR ninny interfere with your employment."