JetBlue flight attendant admits smuggling heroin

I don't eat at these places ever really, but I actually had a piece of cornbread from Popeye's a couple weeks ago, it was quite good.

There's a Popeye's employee door in the little alleyway right next to the elevator I take down to the crew room at my base. They always leave the trash cart from Popeye's right there.

I was coming in for afternoon airport ready reserve and was hungry, and there was a box of cornbread sitting neatly on top of the trash cart. The box was mostly closed, and sitting on top of the trash. I grabbed two and they were still warm! Yummy.

Walked into the crew room a minute later still eating one of them and a flight attendant said, mmm, that smells good where you get that from?

Still chewing, I looked over to her and replied, "Out of the trash down by the elevator."

She looked at me kinda funny.

"Adjacent to refuse, is refuse!" - Jerry Seinfeld, The Gymnast

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