Fireflights
Why am I in charge of this?
Problem is, it could impose Darwinism on everyone else. Save the beatings for after the evac. Seriously, I'd like to see fines imposed on all the folks carrying bags.
Good point, and in all seriousness, I think they should use the video/photos of the evac to do just that. Fines, travel restrictions, mandatory safety classes, something to punish the idiocy they displayed.
And because I'm petty, add in public and social media shaming, late-night prank calls, tax audits, and flaming poo on their doorsteps.