How to Annoy your First Officer

[jynxyjoe]

If I shave everyone will see how badly out of shape I am.

Baby oil fixes everything.

 

[ERfly]

How to annoy your F/O? Take the thread WAAAAAAAAAAY off-topic for 4 pages.

<----------Annoyed F/O.

 

[ZapBrannigan]

My bad.

 

[derg]

We need another election so I can bring back that signature.

Uniting the Black Vote!

I do remember the RJDC, those that supported it and those who philosophically did not.

Easy to convince "lifers" and SJS people how "scope was holding them back", but now we all realize the folly that was their argument because now we ALL need scope.

 

[derg]

How to annoy your F/O? Take the thread WAAAAAAAAAAY off-topic for 4 pages.

<----------Annoying F/O.

FTFY!

 

[ERfly]

FTFY!

Not the first time I've heard that.

 

[Cruise]

I just had an FO put his hand by the flap lever and also the gear lever.

Great guy and all, but I have ~4000 hours in type, he had 200 . . . relax, I'm not planning on landing gear up.

Does anyone ever PLAN to land gear up....other than a float plane that is???


Just playing w/ ya, Nick!

 

[derg]

Baby oil fixes everything.

Long layovers in Des Moines, IA and free high-speed internet access.

 

[Dugie8]

Ok someone with BE400 in their username CANNOT complain about smooth use of "spoilers"

/walks off ranting about kids.

 

[derg]

Ok someone with BE400 in their username CANNOT complain about smooth use of "spoilers"

/walks off ranting about kids.

Drop that mic.

DROP THAT MIC!

 

[Dugie8]

Drop that mic.

DROP THAT MIC!

/drop

I'm almost 40, I get to scream "GET OFF MY LAWN!" pretty soon.....right?

 

[learhawkerbe400]

Ok someone with BE400 in their username CANNOT complain about smooth use of "spoilers"

/walks off ranting about kids.

Haha touché. I hated that airplane.

 

[surreal1221]

/drop I'm almost 40, I get to scream "GET OFF MY LAWN!" pretty soon.....right?

You can say it at 30...trust.

 

[B767]

How to annoy your F/O? Take the thread WAAAAAAAAAAY off-topic for 4 pages.

<----------Annoyed F/O.

I was going to say something to that effect (affect? I don't know - not an English major)

And it's ok @jtrain609 I'm a bad pilot too. Had a captain once on leg one of day one of a 3 day...

In the climb:
Him: "what speed you flying?"
Me: 1,000 FPM

In cruise:
Him: "what speed you flying?"
Me: 92% N1

In descent:
Him: "what speed you flying?"
Me: thrust idle -3,000FPM

He gave up after that leg and must have realized I don't know what I'm doing.

 

[surreal1221]

Anyone wanna be waaaaay cool and start a thread called "How to annoy your Captain?"

Hah.

 

[Dugie8]

Anyone wanna be waaaaay cool and start a thread called "How to annoy your Captain?"

Hah.

One thing. Laziness.