Hotel van driver reports CHQ pilot as drunk.

You must be a- bored and sleepless or b- in a different time zone.

Ya its good, I really cant complain. Other than no guns or mtns its the same old when you work and have a family. Immigration still wont legalize me due to my time in Peru so we might have to come back, time will tell.
 
It's only 0145 here in PHX.

Peru? Are you kidding me? WTF, were there anti-Aussie militias running around in W. South America that resembled, well, red-blooded men from Utah?
 
bureaucracy bro, bureaucracy! It's all pretty silly, perfect criminal record with the FBI, State of UT, and Australia and they think I ran coke in Peru or something. They won't even give me a drivers license, which has worked out for me. ( speed limit here is too slow and I keep getting busted and they don't know how to write tickets for my license)

My first case worker was named Francois and spoke with a French accent
Second is from Korea.

Its all good, making the most of it and enjoying great weather year around and amazing beaches. The beaches of WA are some of the best I've been to.
 
Did you run coke in Peru and does your pusher need a contract pilot? (Dear Ministry of AUS, this is a joke and heavily :sarcasm:ic)

Must be nice having Asher escorting you around!

Dingo's got me BABAAAAAAY!
 
anthenry said:
This has become far too common in the industry.
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Become?

Alcohol-related issues are way, way less today than they probably have been in the last 50 years. The social tolerance for it has diminished significantly in the last 20 years. Thank MADD and their campaign in the early 80s for making it the issue that it is today.
 
Doug Taylor said:
Did you run coke in Peru and does your pusher need a contract pilot? (Dear Ministry of AUS, this is a joke and heavily :sarcasm:ic)

Must be nice having Asher escorting you around!

Dingo's got me BABAAAAAAY!
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Yes minister of immigration it is a joke and yes my pusher is always looking.

More like, "Dingo's had my baby...two of them muahahhahhahah."
 
BobDDuck said:
A few years ago we had a captain pull out his FFDO badge and demand a van driver pull over until the cops got there because he thought the driver was drunk. Turns out he wasn't. It was just that the sway bar was broken and it was causing the van to swerve all over the place.
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What a bag!
I would have told the captain to go crap in a hat and walk to work.
 
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